Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[LEONARD]

They are right up there with the RS, in terms of Cultism.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Keith... Azul?

I believe that Keith is currently targeting cricket fans..

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Definitely calling someone a Rasper on the match thread later

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Uh oh...

 

[jaycee]

Has that Almiron had his head shrunk by some jawdee witch doctor

 

[ricer10]

New manager by the weekend !?

 

[catcherintherye]

They signed Mbappe and overtaken us yet?

 

[COYBL25]

Can someone on Twitter, check that Paulie Belta is alright.

Can’t be much fun for him running gigs from his mums spare room and the Toon in relegation form.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

They’ve appointed Graeme ‘don’t believe in corners’ Jones as coach. Be between him and Garry Monk for the top job when Bruce is finally sacked. lol

 

[MikeH72]

It’ll all be alright when the Saudis come back with the milk for them.

Any time now. They’ve only nipped up the road.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Apparently have been bought by an oil rich Sheik for £350 million. Half brother of the guy who owns Man City.

Will have serious cash to play with if true.

Errrr

 

[jaycee]

Can someone on Twitter, check that Paulie Belta is alright.

Can’t be much fun for him running gigs from his mums spare room and the Toon in relegation form.

By the number of clown emojis I think Paulie is close to becoming a jawdee John Wayne Gacy

 

[COYBL25]

By the number of clown emojis I think Paulie is close to becoming a jawdee John Wayne Gacy

lol lol lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

News just in. Newcastle United Football Club, once again finds itself embroiled in geopolitical affairs.


Who could forget last time when NUFC were about to be taken over by rich Iraqis, only for MUFC and LFC to order the US to invade Iraq, thus scuppering their chances of buying Anelka.

Four astounders for you! Incredible delusion

 

[DanEFC92]