Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Simon Buttle]

We have copies of it in the Uni library where i work, never read it but a colleague has and said it was so bad it's actually good.

 

[roydo]

We have copies of it in the Uni library where i work, never read it but a colleague has and said it was so bad it's actually good.

During Lockdown #1, Hawksbee and Jacobs serialised it every day for months! They had one their commentators read it, cos he was skilled impressionist, as Steve Bruce.

It was very entertaining.

 

[zukai12_]

We have copies of it in the Uni library where i work, never read it but a colleague has and said it was so bad it's actually good.

Its like if Alan Partridge was a football manager

 

[Simon Buttle]

It seems that it's not just Striker. Mr Bruce has been a busy boy, there is also Sweeper and Defender to complete the trio lol

 

[canuckblue]

It seems that it's not just Striker. Mr Bruce has been a busy boy, there is also Sweeper and Defender to complete the trio lol

I'm told the fourth instalment, Keeper!, is to be ghost-written by one J. P. Ickford.

 

[Toast]

I feel a head patting coming on..

 

[Yarrgh]

I feel a head patting coming on..

We deserve it after that performance.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

As you were, bluffers!

That was their cup final last weekend. Relegation time.

 

[RomanReigns]

6 points against us

6 points

 

[mahermi1]

Typical Newcastle beat us home and away and three days later lose at home to Crystal Palace. Can't wait for the skunks to go down, but they must love us, we do our level best to keep them up.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Typical Newcastle beat us home and away and three days later lose at home to Crystal Palace. Can't wait for the skunks to go down, but they must love us, we do our level best to keep them up.

I know, we didn’t even play them into form lol

 

[mahermi1]

I know, we didn’t even play them into form lol

Their cup finals. lol

 

[hktoffee]

6 points against us

6 points

They would win the title if they play against us every week ffs lol.

 

[Lineker]

It seems that it's not just Striker. Mr Bruce has been a busy boy, there is also Sweeper and Defender to complete the trio lol

I'm thinking a surprise 4th one called trequartista would be forthcoming after that.

 

[Toast]

Covid: Newcastle striker Joelinton fined for lockdown haircut

Newcastle United striker Joelinton shared a picture of himself with stylist Tom Baxter.

www.bbc.co.uk

The stupidity of the modern footballer.