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they'd be better getting big Sam in as an interim firefigher

I think they're stuck in a tricky predicament at the moment if you let the hype settle.

They're 2nd bottom. Sack Bruce now and who do you get in that's going to get them out or at least keep their head above water until Jan, then it's not a guarantee they'll sign quality because it's January and where they are in the league.

I've no doubt these are not football people so will be seeing the star names they could try to get in. But at the moment as a club...they're relegation candidates and have to get a manager in to get them out first.

They won't see it like that.
 
Imagine somebody like Isco stepping off a plane to sign
He'd last one second in that Arctic Gale before thinking " ahhh sod this i'm off to Betis"
 

Staveley yes, but Rueben would be of use for buying things in the area.

As for them getting gouged, probably though it will depend on who they appoint. If it’s Conte or someone of that ilk then they’ll burn fortunes, but there are saner options.

Makes sense now I’ve seen that they practically own half of Newcastle City Centre.
 

Will they be allowed to watch the game with their tops off with their fat bellies and boobs, sure their Saudi owners might punish by a good whipping ooh on pay per view reckon.
 
Will they be allowed to watch the game with their tops off with their fat bellies and boobs, sure their Saudi owners might punish by a good whipping ooh on pay per view reckon.
When St James Park is relocated to Riyadh there will be a special Topless Terrace hidden from public view. One-way mirrors and that.

Planeloads of Geordies will be flown out for home games after winning a weekly ticket lottery.

I've been giving this some thought.
 

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