Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[YoboCopter]

There lucky norwich and watford are in the prem this year

theres only one place up for grabs isnt there

 

[MikeH72]

There lucky norwich and watford are in the prem this year

theres only one place up for grabs isnt there

Not really no, they’re 4 points behind Watford and only 1 ahead of Norwich. They’re in the same bracket as those teams.

 

[Toast]

 

[maccavennie]

Probably talking about how to stop the microwave at half time when warming up their sausage rolls

 

[Jimishorts]

Probably talking about how to stop the microwave at half time when warming up their sausage rolls

You don’t microwave pasty macca you heathen.

 

[Theoneandonly]

Apparently a number of managers have now turned them down due to them being in a relegation battle.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Could be referring to anything there to be fair. Like shelvey’s hair loss

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You don’t microwave pasty macca you heathen.

Can’t believe some of the filth I read on here these days

 

[Jimishorts]

Can’t believe some of the filth I read on here these days

Standards have declined JJ.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Standards have declined JJ.

I once ate 4 sausage and bean melts from Greggs for my lunch. Not a microwave in sight. Plenty stomach pain and pastry flake beard mind you.

 

[toffee matt]

 

[Jimishorts]

Plenty stomach pain and pastry flake

and bog roll

 

[Nymzee]

I honestly would get Big Sam in if I were them just to secure top flight football.

 

[MrGrumpy]

I honestly would get Big Sam in if I were them just to secure top flight football.

There not that rich to pay his salary

 

[AdamEFC]

The reply to that tweet is just as bad