Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[JimmyJeffers]

All seems very far fetched but you can never rule anything out with men, we are filthy creatures.

A lot of things went on with the Newcastle team when Bramble, Dyer, Bellamy etc played for them that they wouldn’t get away with now. Will always be a problem for the club I think.

 

[Goat]

A lot of things went on with the Newcastle team when Bramble, Dyer, Bellamy etc played for them that they wouldn’t get away with now. Will always be a problem for the club I think.

You stick 30 young men in a room, give them millions of pounds, stuff is gonna pop off.

Just imagine what happens on a weekly basis at the majority of clubs in the world.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

You stick 30 young men in a room, give them millions of pounds, stuff is gonna pop off.

Just imagine what happens on a weekly basis at the majority of clubs in the world.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You stick 30 young men in a room, give them millions of pounds, stuff is gonna pop off.

Just imagine what happens on a weekly basis at the majority of clubs in the world.

True but they’re a bit isolated up there and the footballers are treated like royalty. Smaller city than people think as well.

 

[Goat]

True but they’re a bit isolated up there and the footballers are treated like royalty. Smaller city than people think as well.

Never actually been to Newcastle, went to Boro back in the day, thats the closest I went, if its even close? Dont do maps and that.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Never actually been to Newcastle, went to Boro back in the day, thats the closest I went, if it’s even close? Dont do maps and that.

Pretty close. Middlesbrough has no pretentious though. Knows it’s a shithole and proud.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

True but they’re a bit isolated up there and the footballers are treated like royalty. Smaller city than people think as well.

There's nowt to do but drink, fight and hump. Howay.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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Official denzel seems like a legit source

 

[Goat]

Pretty close. Middlesbrough has no pretentious though. Knows it’s a shithole and proud.

It was certainly an utter dump.

 

[MikeH72]

Joelinton being involved seems very believable to me, he looks an absolute wrongun.

 

[PhilM]

Joelinton being involved seems very believable to me, he looks an absolute wrongun.

Many women in the Newcastle area are, from my own experience, wronguns, so mix in living in the isolated dive that's Newcastle and it's believable.

When I saw the Dame Allen bit, I was hoping Tony Campari would talk about Trippier having his wicked way with a transvestite.

 

[tommye]

Nothing has filled me with more joy this festive season than watching this shower of horse bothering inbreds implode and them getting ragged every few days.

Magnificent stuff

 

[paultheblue]

Gascoigne was seen at the training ground on Thursday with 5 fishing rods , a crate of fosters and a 14 piece party bucket from KFC.
It may not be connected like but there's no smoke without fire.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Pabbers]

One big dip, and their whole plan takes a hit.

Shows how hard it really is to compete at the top with current FFP and other spening rules.

I know its not ONLY on spending, but last 5 years they have spend £500 mill NET on transfers alone.

If they miss out on CL this season, they may have to do a bit of balancing....and will limit them in the market.