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Newcastle Utd v Everton. 25th Mar at 19.45.

Result?

  • Newcastle

    Votes: 13 5.8%

  • Everton for the win

    Votes: 187 83.5%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 24 10.7%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
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Pardew really can't help himself commenting in a snidey way can he, quite happy actually as think all it will do is fire up Lukaku to rub it in how good he is
 

looked a good read chico! got as far as the ukrainian naval base reference but couldn't get through all the local references lol think we'll win 2-0 or 2-1
 
USABlue said:
looked a good read chico! got as far as the ukrainian naval base reference but couldn't get through all the local references lol think we'll win 2-0 or 2-1
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Short summary of Newcastle mate for ya

Their the kopites of the North East, they think their a big club mainly due to their not being another club in their city, they deep fry mars bars, they think their scottish not english when in fact the scots think their english bells, the people are sound until they stick a footy top on then they go into neanderthal mode and start shouting shearers name out in a low gutteral droan, their woman are the second most orange on the earth after scouse birds, their woman are by far the easiest to pull in the northern hemisphere and are pretty dirty little minxes
 
Lee Mason has replaced Mike Jones as tonight's referee for the game between Newcastle and Everton.

Bad news that - worst ref in the league. Only good when playing against the very best teams - Slows everything down.
 

bluestevon said:
Short summary of Newcastle mate for ya

Their the kopites of the North East, they think their a big club mainly due to their not being another club in their city, they deep fry mars bars, they think their scottish not english when in fact the scots think their english bells, the people are sound until they stick a footy top on then they go into neanderthal mode and start shouting shearers name out in a low gutteral droan, their woman are the second most orange on the earth after scouse birds, their woman are by far the easiest to pull in the northern hemisphere and are pretty dirty little minxes
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thanks for the summary! hope we batter them. they seem pretty deplorable haha
 
Massive opportunity for someone to step up in these last games..

Here's looking at you Romelu, la.. Show that you're worth breaking the bank for.. You too Gerry.

FORZA
EVERTON.
 
Head-to-head

  • Everton are unbeaten in their last four Premier League meetings with Newcastle, winning three.
  • The Toffees have also won two of the last three trips to St James' Park (L1).
  • Newcastle have the better league head-to-head record, winning 62 games to Everton's 61.
  • This fixture has seen the joint-most penalties in Premier League history (17).
Newcastle United

  • Newcastle have taken nine points from their last four Premier League games.
  • United have won their last two home league matches by 1-0 scorelines.
  • Papiss Cisse scored his first league goal from open play since April 2013 in Saturday's 1-0 win against Crystal Palace.
  • The Magpies are still yet to record a top flight goal from an English player this season.
  • Only Manchester City (six) have scored more goals in the 90 minute or later this season in the league than Newcastle (four).
Everton

  • Everton have not won any of their last five Premier League away games (D2 L3), losing the last three in a row without scoring.
  • An Everton victory would mark four Premier League wins in a row for the first time since March 2008.
  • Romelu Lukaku has scored three goals in three Premier League appearances against Newcastle.
  • Only Chelsea (23) and Manchester City (27) have conceded fewer league goals than Everton (30) this season.
  • Leighton Baines has now scored 12 out of 12 penalties in the Premier League after his spot-kick against Swansea.
  • Goalkeeper Tim Howard has the same number of assists in 2013-14 as team-mate Baines - one.
 
MoutsGoat said:
Head-to-head

  • Everton are unbeaten in their last four Premier League meetings with Newcastle, winning three.
  • The Toffees have also won two of the last three trips to St James' Park (L1).
  • Newcastle have the better league head-to-head record, winning 62 games to Everton's 61.
  • This fixture has seen the joint-most penalties in Premier League history (17).
Newcastle United

  • Newcastle have taken nine points from their last four Premier League games.
  • United have won their last two home league matches by 1-0 scorelines.
  • Papiss Cisse scored his first league goal from open play since April 2013 in Saturday's 1-0 win against Crystal Palace.
  • The Magpies are still yet to record a top flight goal from an English player this season.
  • Only Manchester City (six) have scored more goals in the 90 minute or later this season in the league than Newcastle (four).
Everton

  • Everton have not won any of their last five Premier League away games (D2 L3), losing the last three in a row without scoring.
  • An Everton victory would mark four Premier League wins in a row for the first time since March 2008.
  • Romelu Lukaku has scored three goals in three Premier League appearances against Newcastle.
  • Only Chelsea (23) and Manchester City (27) have conceded fewer league goals than Everton (30) this season.
  • Leighton Baines has now scored 12 out of 12 penalties in the Premier League after his spot-kick against Swansea.
  • Goalkeeper Tim Howard has the same number of assists in 2013-14 as team-mate Baines - one.
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I deduced from this that were gonna smash them all over the mars bar infested swampland that is their ground
 

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