All those people who thought Moyes played on being 'plucky' and Koeman didn't 'get' us, my god this man is going to blow your minds. He talks about every single game as if winning it is a virtual impossibility just so he can get more praise when he pulls off an unlikely win. At his unveiling he'll highlight how bad we are and how we shouldn't expect an instant turn around because this will be a long hard struggle to the end, and if we finish 17th he'll want a medal and a £2m bonus, all for keeping up a team that's 4 points off the top half. Unbelievable levels of stupidity.