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Next Everton Manager

Manager?

  • Rhino

    Votes: 85 8.7%

  • Tuchel

    Votes: 168 17.2%

  • Simeone

    Votes: 259 26.6%

  • Dyche

    Votes: 59 6.1%

  • Allardyce

    Votes: 91 9.3%

  • Silva

    Votes: 283 29.0%

  • Hiddink

    Votes: 30 3.1%
  • Total voters
    975
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CRIMHEAD said:
I don't know how you can say all these players could walk into our starting 11 when we haven't either played the right 11 or played with any sort of coherent tactic once all season. If we have Rooney up top, Sigurdsson behind him, and two of Lookman/Vlasic/Mirallas playing in the wider midfield spots - or frankly, Ross out right and Bolaisse out left, I'm not sure half of those guys you listed see the field on our squad.

I think it's also worth noting that we've got Mori, McCarthy, Bolassie, Ross, and Coleman all out all season. Those players are probably worth well over 100M. Does any of those club have that many players out?

So your point at D not having the players is accurate, but I'm not sure how you can judge our attack or midfield considering the pathetic tactics and situations the former manager had put them in.
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Lookman and Vlasic are teenagers, Mirallas is ok. These are not top options (first two could be in the future). Rooney is severely lacking pace. Our striking options are a joke in comparison to even our lower midtable peers.
 
orly said:
Good evening mein frandels

Welcome to a shorter version of the Weasel Index - Everton's new manager special


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This was our fourth ever weasel picture, and I am using it again now in memory of our fallen friend @Sapie88 . His Trump wrestling a weasel gif may never see the light of day, and this is a tragedy.

So far, we are very short on actual Weaseling here - even the Everton Social Media Weasel Clique (you know who they are, they probably use WhatsApp) have been short on speculation.



??????

Anyway, so what weaseling do we have so far?

Our good friend @chopper6 has got a grip already. He says "[Moshiri wants] Ancelotti, with Paul Clement as no2/ coach. Walsh wants Allardyce, Kenwright wants Dyche". Chopper even uses a 'make of that what you will' variation that we like, WE LIKE A LOT.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-302#post-5884512

@The_La and Mr @Eggs are in the same basket

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/poll-sam-allardyce-yes-or-no.100015/page-32#post-5883185

They say Allardyce and his 15 merry men, for 30 days and 30 nights and 30 months and 30 shi... you get the rest. Do we really want Big Sam the sweaty corrupt ballbag?

Thanks to my mate Dualz here for flagging @DualityNSNO - @Ibby , who called the Koeman sacking, says David Moyes 'almost a done deal'

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ronald-koeman-sacked.99867/page-3#post-5857172

So what are the current scores on the doors?

1. @chopper6 : 5 Weasel Points
2. @ianefc : 5 Snaking Points
3. @The_La : 5 Weasel Points
4. @Eggs : 5 Weasel Points
5. @Ibby: 5 Weasel Points

As ever, you know the drill for The Mole10 god status, a referesher here if necessary https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2560#post-5622816

Some early thoughts:
  • The Index crushed the career of Echo lickspittle Greg O'Keefe. CRUSHED. He is now at a public broadcaster or something. Make of that what you will.
  • Everton Social Media Weasel Clique has been quiet, expect this to warm up. THEN WE CRUSH.
  • I miss @Sapie88 and I bet you do too.
  • International break approaching, we are expecting movement under the turf.
Hopefully the Weasel Hunters will see this and return from their post-summer hiatus, as this is nothing without them.

CRUSH.
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Thanks?!

Can I transfer these points to my Tesco club card?
 

miff said:
We've got to stop wanting to have 'ex-blues' at the club, spouting we're different blah blah blah. Once of the reasons we're in this mess is the fact that we are an over sentimental club (aided and abetted by Mr Kenwright) and we always have to have some 'ex blues' in and around the club.
Get rid of them all and get some winners in.................none of the ex-blues at the club know what it's like to win, they're perennial losers like us and the whole club.
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Totally agree, works this way in most business's, you purchase struggling pub etc. there's a reason said business is struggling and most likely it's the old regime aren't up to it so the worst thing you can do is keep on the people that helped it decline in the past, pick business people not fans. '95 was over 20 years ago, if any of those guys were worth their bit they would have been elsewhere and built up a profile and then come back and apply for a job, not just expect it to be handed to them.
 

orly said:
Good evening mein frandels

Welcome to a shorter version of the Weasel Index - Everton's new manager special


proxy.php

This was our fourth ever weasel picture, and I am using it again now in memory of our fallen friend @Sapie88 . His Trump wrestling a weasel gif may never see the light of day, and this is a tragedy.

So far, we are very short on actual Weaseling here - even the Everton Social Media Weasel Clique (you know who they are, they probably use WhatsApp) have been short on speculation.



??????

Anyway, so what weaseling do we have so far?

Our good friend @chopper6 has got a grip already. He says "[Moshiri wants] Ancelotti, with Paul Clement as no2/ coach. Walsh wants Allardyce, Kenwright wants Dyche". Chopper even uses a 'make of that what you will' variation that we like, WE LIKE A LOT.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-302#post-5884512

@The_La and Mr @Eggs are in the same basket

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/poll-sam-allardyce-yes-or-no.100015/page-32#post-5883185

They say Allardyce and his 15 merry men, for 30 days and 30 nights and 30 months and 30 shi... you get the rest. Do we really want Big Sam the sweaty corrupt ballbag?

Thanks to my mate Dualz here for flagging @DualityNSNO - @Ibby , who called the Koeman sacking, says David Moyes 'almost a done deal'

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ronald-koeman-sacked.99867/page-3#post-5857172

So what are the current scores on the doors?

1. @chopper6 : 5 Weasel Points
2. @ianefc : 5 Snaking Points
3. @The_La : 5 Weasel Points
4. @Eggs : 5 Weasel Points
5. @Ibby: 5 Weasel Points

As ever, you know the drill for The Mole10 god status, a referesher here if necessary https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2560#post-5622816

Some early thoughts:
  • The Index crushed the career of Echo lickspittle Greg O'Keefe. CRUSHED. He is now at a public broadcaster or something. Make of that what you will.
  • Everton Social Media Weasel Clique has been quiet, expect this to warm up. THEN WE CRUSH.
  • I miss @Sapie88 and I bet you do too.
  • International break approaching, we are expecting movement under the turf.
Hopefully the Weasel Hunters will see this and return from their post-summer hiatus, as this is nothing without them.

CRUSH.
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lol
What happened to O'Keefe?
 

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