Next Everton Manager

[ijjysmith]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

Howie we may all follow one of the worst football teams on earth right now, but at least we're not you, you absolute stinking hole of rat pi$$.

 

[the sniderman]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

if they played v liverpool they would have an attendance of only 2630 by full time.

 

[billyblue80]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

Grow up and get back to rawk

 

[Kinghowie]

Give it Unsy. He won the u23s and just gets us. Our youngsters won the World Cup too. Exciting times

 

[Walken]

It’s so much more funny given the amount if optimism and tubthumping over the last 18 months though. Yeah, I really wish we were founders, sticks in my throat big time that does. Well jealous of all the ‘Everton Firsts’ too. Can’t have it all though

Your grammar is slipping as well here, you really must be foaming at the mouth, and it's coming through, 2 years wasted, 2 years!

 

[Kinghowie]

Grow up and get back to rawk

Rawk? You Avin a laugh? It’s the Liverpool version of this site. Not for me

 

[larrygobfiend]

Give it Unsy. He won the u23s and just gets us. Our youngsters won the World Cup too. Exciting times

I bet you're a fat, ugly, smelly mess, living on your bill with no real pals. Am I warm?

 

[GwladysBlue]

if they played v liverpool they would have an attendance of only 2630 by full time.

lol

 

[chrismpw]

It’s so much more funny given the amount if optimism and tubthumping over the last 18 months though. Yeah, I really wish we were founders, sticks in my throat big time that does. Well jealous of all the ‘Everton Firsts’ too. Can’t have it all though

Doesn't every fan start the season with optimism*? Otherwise what's the point**?

*at least before the league became a predictable procession with the advent of the premier league

** So actually there isn't any. But actually, it's even more amusing the amount of optimism that lot across the park have every year, despite their \ your team woefully slipping up every single time despite colossal investment (in refs).

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

Obsessed with Everton. Get a life and an anger management course.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Bet the Kopites heads will be falling (again) when you unveil Simeone.............. Or Dyche. Or that fella that got relegated last season.

Never seen a more embittered virgin.
What a complete waste of your time.
Get a hobby, brother.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Give it Unsy. He won the u23s and just gets us. Our youngsters won the World Cup too. Exciting times

You’re recycling the jokes we use ourselves, pal.

What part of Scandinavia are you from?

 

[jaycee]

Crying and shaking that Kinghowie had us all fooled and now goes further and rips us with his BANTZ

 

[royalblue66]

Best ignored.

 

[anton66]

Shucks, thanks mate.

Is that how you pronounce King Harry?