Next Everton Manager

[Connor]

Rawk? You Avin a laugh? It’s the Liverpool version of this site. Not for me

Haven't you got tickets to be robbing and barmen to be throwing concrete at?

 

[Kinghowie]

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

 

[maccavennie]

I bet you're a fat, ugly, smelly mess, living on your bill with no real pals. Am I warm?

It's deffo John Aldridge. I bet if the mods checked where he's posting from its some internet cafe by a piss stained alleyway the tramp.

 

[Kinghowie]

Haven't you got tickets to be robbing and barmen to be throwing concrete at?

Ha ha, whilst holding a child in my arms?

 

[chrismpw]

You gave us this though mate, nothing - seriously nothing we could do would come close to the amount of comedy value this will always have

Fanta stic response

 

[Connor]

Ha ha, whilst holding a child in my arms?

You can't go anywhere near Children you dangerous man.

 

[billyblue80]

Rawk? You Avin a laugh? It’s the Liverpool version of this site. Not for me

You've wasted enough time here get back to twitter

 

[maccavennie]

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

You know where they are you tit, you've been on here long enough to know who they've been playing for you sad bellend.

 

[evertonarntwe]

if they played v liverpool they would have an attendance of only 2630 by full time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

Fair play he knows a lot about Everton though.

 

[Bungle]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

I like @Kinghowie's protestations that he isn't a dirty little [Phrase removed], most of us laugh at ourselves but Howie has gone to the effort of getting some stats to have a go at us, or he's pulled them straight off a text from one of his kopite mates.

Scuttle off back down your hole you little herpes riddled scrotum.

 

[Kinghowie]

You know where they are you tit, you've been on here long enough to know who they've been playing for you sad bellend.

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

 

[Saint Domingo]

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

Do you like pigeons?

 

[orly]

Nearly three years for this big moment and he's shot his beans in his pants while pulling it out.

And now all the Everton fans are laughing at the stain on his trousers, growing colder by the second.

What a disaster.

 

[catcherintherye]

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669.
*snigger*

The thing is mate, every Evertonian you meet knows how bad we are. Knows it's been a long time since we won a trophy etc.

Your lot have won 1 league cup in 11 years and go on about how you are European Royalty. I'm not sure most Liverpool fans really understand this, but we are not laughing at them for their success (if we found success funny there would be far funnier candidates) or lack of success (because it would be absolute stupidity given how we have won 1 League cup less than you over the last decade) but there is a huge disparity between how you view yourselves and where you really are.

To put it in layman terms, we are both living in rundown properties, only yours have a slightly nicer entrance door. However you are seen bragging to everyone, including ourselves telling how how palatial your property is, while everyone laughs behind your back and increasingly to your face. For the most part, you're too thick to understand everyone is laughing at you, and you tend to lash out with anger.

Don't confuse that with a belief we think we are doing well though.