Next Everton Manager

[larrygobfiend]

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

Are you RedSince86 from RAWK by any chance?

 

[Kinghowie]

Nearly three years for this big moment and he's shot his beans in his pants while pulling it out.

And now all the Everton fans are laughing at the stain on his trousers, growing colder by the second.

What a disaster.

Must admit. But it doesn’t look like many if you are laughing judging by some of the replies ha ha. Like it

 

[anton66]

@Kinghowie, hope you feel better after that.

 

[Walken]

Imagine wasting 2 years and fooling no one, it's like a really crap ending to scooby doo

 

[Prevenger17]

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

Howie mate, I would have left it at your giant screed, it was a good way to bow out. I think you should find a like-minded group of murderers who might understand your terrible grammar a bit better

 

[Bungle]

Nearly three years for this big moment and he's shot his beans in his pants while pulling it out.

And now all the Everton fans are laughing at the stain on his trousers, growing colder by the second.

What a disaster.

His despair at seeing them drop a 3-0 lead followed by our 5-1 hammering has sent him on a roller coaster of emotions that he hasn't been able to control, culminating in him finally bursting just now.

it's great to see, he even called them the RS to fit in, bless him.

 

[billyblue80]

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

When was the last player you brought through, Sterling he couldn't wait to get away!?

You sound about 12. If you were that unworried by us why lurk on an opposing fan forum pretending to be something you are not for months, what a weirdo. We might be [Poor language removed] but you are utterly delusional. Don't let it slip don't let it slip.

 

[maccavennie]

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

Yeah mate we all made out that CL is a world beater mate, go and check his thread you clueless knobhead and you'll see that not everyone thinks the sun shines out of his arse

You a one bad weird knobhead btw

 

[orly]

Must admit. But it doesn’t look like many if you are laughing judging by some of the replies ha ha. Like it

But we are mate. We're making lots of jokes at your expense, rather than loads of us breaching the swear / content filter and getting banned.

If you'd been able to take a load of people down with you, then fair enough. But you've failed dismally here.

 

[bluestevon]

Must admit. But it doesn’t look like many if you are laughing judging by some of the replies ha ha. Like it

 

[PhilEFC]

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

Defo a ‘camp’ wool.

 

[Kinghowie]

The thing is mate, every Evertonian you meet knows how bad we are. Knows it's been a long time since we won a trophy etc.

Your lot have won 1 league cup in 11 years and go on about how you are European Royalty. I'm not sure most Liverpool fans really understand this, but we are not laughing at them for their success (if we found success funny there would be far funnier candidates) or lack of success (because it would be absolute stupidity given how we have won 1 League cup less than you over the last decade) but there is a huge disparity between how you view yourselves and where you really are.

To put it in layman terms, we are both living in rundown properties, only yours have a slightly nicer entrance door. However you are seen bragging to everyone, including ourselves telling how how palatial your property is, while everyone laughs behind your back and increasingly to your face. For the most part, you're too thick to understand everyone is laughing at you, and you tend to lash out with anger.

Don't confuse that with a belief we think we are doing well though.

Aaaaaaaggghhh, you got me.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

Did you have a countdown to the unveil or a date circled on the calendar? I hope their are a few of you sharing a pizza and a few beers but I have an awful vision of a messy bedsit with a broken curtain, penthouse strewn across the floor, an empty Kleenex box with the stale, stench of masturbation malingering. Punch marks in the wall show the fate of an angry, unloved Kopite.

 

[catcherintherye]

Bet the Kopites heads will be falling (again) when you unveil Simeone.............. Or Dyche. Or that fella that got relegated last season.

Most reds aren't in the least bit bothered about Everton mate. They are too worried about their own board not signing people. In all honesty they would think you are a bit odd and a pretty poor representation of them, spending 3 years on another teams forum pretending to be an Everton fan (and doing an awful job of it). Lets not beat around the bush here, most Kopites would think you are a bit of an embarrassment to their club.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Aaaaaaaggghhh, you got me.

RedSince86 from Rawk.

What a bell