Nikica Jelavic

[sanctioned]

He looked pretty tired but some of his turning and his play was great.
I hope he gets a good rest so next game he can be back to his old standards

 

[toffeejack]

he definately strikes me as a player than is so muh better when he doesn't think. His 1 touch lay offs are brilliant, but when hes required to take a touch and then play, it lets him down. Same about his finishing, all 3 of his goals have been 1 touch finishes but against swansea and sunderland this week he was one on one both games and missed the target both times

 

[Azzurri]

I'd rather have Steven Naismith, and he's shoite as well.

Vladimir Weiss is the only player recently in the SPL I'd have it's that shoite.

Even Hooper and Stokes are shoite.

If you haven't guessed, I think the Scottish league is proper shoite and on par with League 1 or 2.

Listen to me and you'll be fine kids. I know the score.

 

[Brennan]

Rumours saying libpool have signed him for £7M.

I hope so, he's pretty ordinary.

Some fantastic vault action here.

I wouldn't touch him with a ****ty stick. He's very ordinary.

If we blow big money on this feller it'll be criminal. He'd be worse than Beattie. Moyes - you dont know what you're doing anymore.

It just gets better

He's the very model of ordinariness. If they got him for a punt at £1.5M Rangers would be doing very well out of it.

If we pay over the odds for this feller given how cash strapped we are then I'll just think Moyes has completely lost the plot. This feller's done fcuk all in the game. 14 in Scotland this season - Hibbert could get them.

This is DELICIOUS !

That wasn't me, I said £2M tops...and Rangers would be lucky to get it too. Where's the queue to sign Jelavic then? Everton and WHU? Sorry, but I think everyone else worked out that he's a no paced show pony who'll struggle to cut it down here in a proper league.

That's me done, it's getting painful now.

Oh Davek.

Okay, one more:

Phantom bids dont count mate.

I watch all Rangers games. That's how i can tell you that he's not worth in a million years anything like in the region of what's being asked...and guess what - neither do Everton either, which is why there's going to be a load of haggling going on from Everton that hopefuly (if we have to take this feller) means that Rangers see about £3M upfront and then can swing for the rest...just like we had to with the Michael Ball money that your lot robbed off us..

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[chicoazul]

You just made yourself a mortal enemy in the d-train there.

You'll regret that lid.

 

[Brennan]

You just made yourself a mortal enemy in the d-train there.

You'll regret that lid.

Don't worry, i've got some belting posts of his saved for a special occasion.

 

[chicoazul]

prepares microwave*

inserts popcorn*

 

[TheFinnFan]

Don't worry, i've got some belting posts of his saved for a special occasion.

dude you have done some fine reseach.

 

[Brennan]

Might make that my sig actually.

'Nikica Jelevic is the model of ordinariness' - Davek

 

[Neiler]

Yikes!

At least we're not Dave!

 

[Azzurri]

No and no again!

Kris Boyd anyone.

Id take Bougarra on a free though.

At least we're not Neiler...

 

[Bigmaclad]

Excellent vaulting here.

 

[Brennan]

Excellent vaulting here.

We wont get him. We wont get anyone. It's just a story to run the clock down and keep the natives from getting restless.

Another personal favourite.

 

[chicoazul]

Admiring your bravery but just know what you're getting yourself in against.

This is the d-train, dDay, dMinusSquared, a legend on these fair plains.

This is a man who came on here preaching the word of Kenwrong and fought a sole fight despite being attacked from all angles for a good twelve months. He didn't flinch once or show any pain. His heroic crusade allowed the masses to fume at the board.

I'm all for a bit of vaulting, the games the game, but davek is a top level contender. Tread with caution lids.

 

[Allezfan]

Smash him, Davek lad.