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Player Valuation: £70m
Reverend Derek tries to cover up the mural on the side of his house but due to the fumes of the paint remover puts on a balaclava just as the lads from Sinn Fein who are due for arranging a unity street party arrive early.I mean are you allowed to shout that up without the basics of a pilot episode to go with it?... You've some work to do...
Then his incontinent King Charles spaniel relieves itself over a James McLean Jersey.
Hilarity ensues.