Norwich City v Everton. 12th Dec at 1245.

[1966efc]

Because the defenders are so nervous of tim their legs get literally frozen and prevents them from jumping. At least that's what I've read

I managed to work out this was meant as sarcasm. The giveaway was suggesting an American can read.

As if.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Because the defenders are so nervous of tim their legs get literally frozen and prevents them from jumping. At least that's what I've read

You didn't read that in America, surely?

 

[Eggs]

So, where are we exactly?

.....the Eggs Christmas barometer;

15 points or less in doo doo.
20 points, should be ok.
25 points is fine, looking for top 6.
30 points, getting giddy.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

You know, I think the problem here is that the players just don't CARE as much as we do.
GOT! GOT! GOT! GOT! GOT!

 

[RFUS]

If you call our football mediocre then you have little comprehension of the game.

Our attacking play is Champions League and our defensive play is Sunday league.

So in a manner of speaking, on average, we're kind of mediocre. Us being 9th (probably 10th after the RS play) would give credence to that.

It's a shame as our attacking play is superb. It's like being the world's finest chef in the world's slippiest restaurant. We keep cooking up exquisite meals and before anyone gets a taste, we trip and land face-first into our Blanquette de Veau.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I dun play virtual or fifa football....so yes, my comprehension may be different...
But dun try to say that we dont deserve 9-10 place in the league...this is well earned by good exciting football we all witness...

Dun - dun, dun, dun...

...dunnnnnn

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Our attacking play is Champions League and our defensive play is Sunday league.

So in a manner of speaking, on average, we're kind of mediocre. Us being 9th (probably 10th after the RS play) would give credence to that.

It's a shame as our attacking play is superb. It's like being the world's finest chef in the world's slippiest restaurant. We keep cooking up exquisite meals and before anyone gets a taste, we trip and land face-first into our Blanquette de Veau.

Beautifully put. Our defending from corners is almost laughable, and keeps undoing all the good sexy work we're doing on the other end of the pitch. That said, it should've been all over by half time.

 

[WA Toffee]

The frustrating thing is that we could (and should) have won the last 3 games. With the league the way it is at the moment and all the top teams dropping points, it probably won't take a huge points haul to get 4th.
I know other clubs will be saying the same thing, but it really is there for the taking, if we can just turn those frustrating draws into wins.

 

[Caolam]

The frustrating thing is that we could (and should) have won the last 3 games. With the league the way it is at the moment and all the top teams dropping points, it probably won't take a huge points haul to get 4th.
I know other clubs will be saying the same thing, but it really is there for the taking, if we can just turn those frustrating draws into wins.

A good start would be having a keeper who will come out and collect the ball from free kicks and corners.

 

[The Mighty Quint]

A good start would be having a keeper who will come out and collect the ball from free kicks and corners.

I read a stat today, in every game this season where we have been a goal up, the next shot on target from the opposition has gone in, it's happened 12 times, unbelievable.

 

[neonleon]

The frustrating thing is that we could (and should) have won the last 3 games. With the league the way it is at the moment and all the top teams dropping points, it probably won't take a huge points haul to get 4th.
I know other clubs will be saying the same thing, but it really is there for the taking, if we can just turn those frustrating draws into wins.

If we'd taken 9 points from the last 3 games (which we should have) we'd be in fourth place now.

 

[WA Toffee]

If we'd taken 9 points from the last 3 games (which we should have) we'd be in fourth place now.

I know, that's why it is so frustrating.

 

[TheFinnFan]

If we would have won we would have got 3 points

 

[neonleon]

If we would have won we would have got 3 points

If your auntie had balls she'd be your uncle.

 

[harry]

Our attacking play is Champions League and our defensive play is Sunday league.

So in a manner of speaking, on average, we're kind of mediocre. Us being 9th (probably 10th after the RS play) would give credence to that.

It's a shame as our attacking play is superb. It's like being the world's finest chef in the world's slippiest restaurant. We keep cooking up exquisite meals and before anyone gets a taste, we trip and land face-first into our Blanquette de Veau.

Our attacking play is, but unfotunately our finishing isnt at the moment. I think we had 15 shots yesterday with 3 on target. i have noticed similar stats in recent games.