Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
Oh ok, don't mind me.A place for gimps to gossip mate.
I'm just here to meet up with other Evertonians for a bit of homoerotic chat and maybe some Netflix.
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Oh ok, don't mind me.A place for gimps to gossip mate.
Netflix and Witzel.Oh ok, don't mind me.
I'm just here to meet up with other Evertonians for a bit of homoerotic chat and maybe some Netflix.
Well yes, nothing is certain until a ball is kicked in anger, but I personally feel better with Koeman than I would've with Martinez. Imagine if he was still here.But other teams have a
Do we? Why so?
Patience young Cookie Monster....Napoli are bish slapping us at present. Spitting in our face. He was ours.
more like Netflix and Twizzlers unless this is a Napoli forumNetflix and Witzel.
Hahaha. More later.
No. I'm not talking about a David Bowie best of compilation, I'm talking about Everton.
So we entered the pre season shrouded in mystery, who will be our new manager, will we spend loads, will we get a new stadium, will Cleverley leave, so many questions.
So far we've had one question answered, we got a new manager and to be fair it is a thoroughly underwhelming appointment for a club that supposedly has renewed ambitions. This is a man who thrives in ordinariness, a so-so man from a so-so nation, Mr. Average, Mr. Grey, if he was a colour he'd be magnolia, he's neither here nor there, he won't set the world alight, nor will he do any worse. If we wanted to send a message to the footballing world that we are back we needed to do better than Ronald "Flavour of the month" Koeman.
Instead we have done what we do best, go with what we can get, not push for what we supposedly can't get. A bad start for things to come.
So on to our transfers, so far we have made one, an undisclosed fee for a keeper who is that bad Fulham who have just finished above relegation in the League 1 find him surplus to requirements. Great.
We've been linked with two other signings, Witsel and Mata, so going off everything that has preceded this what is the honest likelihood we will sign them? We have no European football to lure them, we have a bog standard manager, maybe they want to join Gianluigi Stekelenbuffon? Ridiculous.
Apparently we have had negotiations with Witsel but true to form they've stalled. Everton that.
So on to the actual elephant in the room. Are we rich? So far I'm going with no, all we've done is catch the likes of Stoke, West Ham and Palace up in terms of money we can offer players.
Same old Everton? Yep.
Hello mate, which multi are you?Why is anyone even replying to this WUM. Attention seeking bell end.
Why is anyone even replying to this WUM. Attention seeking bell end.
Am I doing this for attention though? Or am I simply voicing my opinion on an open online forum?Helping those less fortunate then us in the community.
He reminds me of those wacko's who tell people that they are sinners and should repent as the end is nigh just to get a little attention.
Am I doing this for attention though? Or am I simply voicing my opinion on an open online forum?
Am I accusing you of replying for attention?So am I in response to a question
CLIQUE!what's whatsapp mate?
xxxA place for gimps to gossip mate.
Bum me.Oh ok, don't mind me.
I'm just here to meet up with other Evertonians for a bit of homoerotic chat and maybe some Netflix.
Don't make me hurt you.Why is anyone even replying to this WUM. Attention seeking bell end.