Nothing has changed.

[Bungle]

Tell you what has changed though, we're gonna get some new cladding and end up having a stadium that looks like a beach hut. Tremendous.

 

[MikeH72]

I hope the next thing to change is the blue netting

 

[LocalNative]

On the plus side we're at 33/1 relegation odds. Free money that.

 

[ianefc]

Room for a little one guys?

 

[Sapie88]

Tell you what has changed though, we're gonna get some new cladding and end up having a stadium that looks like a beach hut. Tremendous.

Are we? Because even that simple task is beyond the realms of this little inept club at the moment.

 

[chicoazul]

Out then Sap. Vault their posts from this very thread.

They were laughing at you.

 

[Bungle]

Are we? Because even that simple task is beyond the realms of this little inept club at the moment.

There's been a hold up because the local B&Q have upped security after an unusually large quantity of cladding was stolen a few nights ago.

 

[The Blue Watch]

I'm surprised I got my season ticket already to be honest.

I thought they'd be taking their time and I wouldn't get it until September 1st. That's how it works right Everton?

Someone start a petition to boycott the first three games, or to get funds for a plane saying Kenwright In.

And how difficult is it to start throwing some bricks together to build a stadium.

I DEMAND something.

 

[MikeH72]

Baffles me, that. For me this is the least stressful summer for years. We got a director of football who knows what he's doing. We've got a ton of money to spend, and there can surely no doubt at all that we will be spending some serious dosh. Why fret about the Spurs game, that will take care of itself. We're at the start of a new era at Everton Football Club, with a new owner and a new manager, let's give them the time to make the right decisions with the bigger goals in mind, of turning us into a team that can start winning trophies again.

We'll get a new keeper before the start of the season because we have to.

We'll have half a dozen possibilities lined up as possible replacements for Stones.

We'll do what it takes to keep Lukaku, and I feel sure we'll bring in another striker before the end of the transfer window.

We've been linked with several top midfielders, looks like we won't be having to rely so much on Barkley, Barry and McCarthy next season, I'd have liked to have seen Arnautovic as well, but it's good that we're looking for attacking left wingers.

Koeman is already working on the team's fitness and getting more out of the players, and we've got several great young players knocking on the door of the first XI.

What's there to stress about ??

Well we haven't, and we won't, so we've got Stekelenburg

Lamine Kone and Ashley Williams. Phenomenal

"Linked" means absolutely nothing, absolutely bollock all. Looks like we are having to rely on those again, because those are our midfielders

 

[Sapie88]

There's been a hold up because the local B&Q have upped security after an unusually large quantity of cladding was stolen a few nights ago.

Blue spray paint as well.

 

[Sapie88]

Out then Sap. Vault their posts from this very thread.

They were laughing at you.

*dons hard hat, grabs flashlight, enters vault

 

[Bungle]

Blue spray paint as well.

Wrong blue as well, jokers.

 

[fremad]

We signed a 35 year old goalkeeper from Fulham and a midfielder from Villa... and Goodison is getting some new paint and a few banners...

No wonder top players will not sign for us and our best players want to play elsewhere...

 

[deipnosophist]

If you can keep your head
When all about are losing theirs and blaming it on....

...pretty much anything

 

[grandjoeblue]

The Moshiri money must be getting kept in the same place as the Arteta money...