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Oasis reunion

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I would love to watch Noel try and play ‘Charmless man’ or ‘there’s no other way’ by blur, it would be similar to a monkey mashing his digits all over a typewriter trying to replicate a Ruth Randell mystery.
Noel seemingly ripped off about 20 bands (Definitely Maybe is shameful) and put his lyrics over the top of their chord structures and then declared himself a genius, even though he couldn’t be bothered to learn even the most intermediate of guitar techniques.
I always had more time for their b sides which I found were vastly superior to the uninspiring songs chosen for their studio albums. Liam is a monumental arsecandle who apparently puts a metal spoon in the top of a milk bottle to keep it fresh. He has the voice and sound of a straining pensioner first thing in the morning, trying to pass a poo as big as king king’s middle finger.
No thanks.
 

Oasis announce reunion tour 15 years after split​

Oasis are officially reuniting for a series of shows 15 years after splitting.
In a hotly-anticipated official announcement, the band have announced a run of 14 shows in the UK and Ireland next summer.
"The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised," the band said.
The dates in Cardiff, Manchester, London, Edinburgh and Dublin will be Oasis's "only shows in Europe next year", it's been confirmed.
Here's the line up:
July:
4th - Cardiff, Principality Stadium
5th - Cardiff, Principality Stadium
11th - Manchester, Heaton Park
12th - Manchester, Heaton Park
19th - Manchester, Heaton Park
20th - Manchester, Heaton Park
25th - London, Wembley Stadium
26th - London, Wembley Stadium
August
2nd - London, Wembley Stadium
3rd - London, Wembley Stadium
8th - Edinburgh, Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium
9th - Edinburgh, Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium
16th - Dublin, Croke Park
17th - Dublin, Croke Par
 

They must be skint
They'll have been ticking over with their independent projects and tours etc., but considering their age, this is going to be their hefty pension fund.

Ticket sales will go into the hundreds of millions, and you'd expect they'll take a sizable percentage of that plus all the extra merchandise and whatnot.

Oh, and all this starts just after Glastonbury.
 


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