I would love to watch Noel try and play ‘Charmless man’ or ‘there’s no other way’ by blur, it would be similar to a monkey mashing his digits all over a typewriter trying to replicate a Ruth Randell mystery.
Noel seemingly ripped off about 20 bands (Definitely Maybe is shameful) and put his lyrics over the top of their chord structures and then declared himself a genius, even though he couldn’t be bothered to learn even the most intermediate of guitar techniques.
I always had more time for their b sides which I found were vastly superior to the uninspiring songs chosen for their studio albums. Liam is a monumental arsecandle who apparently puts a metal spoon in the top of a milk bottle to keep it fresh. He has the voice and sound of a straining pensioner first thing in the morning, trying to pass a poo as big as king king’s middle finger.
No thanks.