Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
29 in 3 years though mate. No sell on value.Charlie Austin would probably cost about half what that little scrote would. He's 10x the player too and seems a much better sort to have around a dressing room.
Of course there's the potential factor, but Austin is still only 26.
I wish we'd signed him, if only so I could say hilarious things like:Heung-Min Son to Spurs confirmed.
"Well in Son"
"Have a go Son"
"Great goal Son"
The opportunities are endless.