Oumar Niasse

[chicoazul]

I'm all up for 'bantz'

Ok so far we have:

• Uses computer game to criticise Everton's scouting system
• Under 30 years old
• Like bantz

Im guessing also;

• Sits in Lower Gwladys Street
• Has or wants sleeve tattoo
• Adores Besic

 

[sandman77]

He was on loan at my local team Brann in 2012. Only got around 30 minutes total gametime, all as sub. ( i cant even remember him tbh)
His loan-agreement was prematurely terminated because he "did not reach the level we had hoped he would" !!!

Looks like Mane/Messi in the video though.

In norwegian: http://www.bt.no/100Sport/fotball/eliteserien/Sendte-Niasse-hjem-for-avtalen-gikk-ut-201373_1.snd

 

[efc.1878]

Have West Ham put a bid in yet?

 

[toffeemax]

Ok so far we have:

• Uses computer game to criticise Everton's scouting system
• Under 30 years old
• Like bantz

Im guessing also;

• Sits in Lower Gwladys Street
• Has or wants sleeve tattoo
• Adores Besic

could not be more wrong I'm afraid.

 

[toffeemax]

Can you be the leader of the under 30's uprising and finally bring the clique crashing down? Showing serious credentials here, I want GOT to be a place where Besic can be adored, ketwigs are the norm and life story tattoos are compulsory.

No tattoos, no ketwig and besic is a decent player. Maybe I'm not as much of this stereotype that I'm being protrayed as being a part of.

 

[harris78]

Great last 5 or 6 pages guys. GOT at its finest...lol

 

[tmgc]

Ok so far we have:

• Uses computer game to criticise Everton's scouting system
• Under 30 years old
• Like bantz

Im guessing also;

• Sits in Lower Gwladys Street
• Has or wants sleeve tattoo
• Adores Besic

I reckon he uses hair grooming products too, which is definitely Lower Gwladys behaviour.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Believe his full name is Baye Oumar Niasse Baggins.

As a striker, That ring will come in handy

 

[Tin-Tin]

Because i have seen him play enough to realise he is not going to be good mate, feel free to vault me on him though either way ofc just to be fair like, still awaiting my McGeady vaults i got promised by a fair few posters when we signed him as well

But Tim Vickery is a so called 'expert' on Brazilian and Argentinian football, whose views are respected and who does work for the BBC etc, yet he was totally wrong on Mori. Just because you may have watched the player a few times in Russia doesnt mean that you know how well the player will adapt and how well he will do playing for us.

Becoming successful in the PL is as much in the ability to adapt physically and mentally, than it is about skill. We had some of the best players/most skillful players in the world fail miserably in the Premier League for various reasons, yet some players have used the league to become superstars.

If this guy is mentally strong and prepared to work and improve then there is no reason he cannot succeed - he has a head start already with his wife being local.

 

[Kurt.]

also, by the way from knowing a agent, people who say 'clubs use fm' in a fashion, yes they do, agents and scouts do also.

But is is a extremely different version to the game and not used as a absolute source, the engine / scouting source they use from the game is more based around facts and statistics of individual players, and no guess work on it at all.

I.e theres no potential stats or whatever or obviously 1-20 ratings.

I've seen a bit of it myself, it's basically very plain and cut down and is only used as a read-source and nothing more to be honest. Useful tool, but not absolute.


[sorry for babbling on]

Honestly mate, you're not.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

could not be more wrong I'm afraid.

don't worry errr.. blood, he's like that thing off of the Harry Potters, where he takes his Pokemon through the Griffindoor and a hat tells him he's going to have to be mates with the swotty fit lass and the ginger tit.
This will serve as a calling cry to the other FIFAnaut Besicophiles from the Lower Gwladys to put down their waggly sticks and let you join their little 'posse'. Do you Nitrous? err... innit.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

As a striker, That ring will come in handy

Should be able to beat the offside trap ... and sneak into the depths of mordor (analfield) and score a victory over those Gollums.

 

[Zaschrona]

So do we want him or not? For that price mentioned in papers I hope we better not sign him. Could be massive waste of money.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Should be able to beat the offside trap ... and sneak into the depths of mordor (analfield) and score a victory over those Gollums.

He'd be the new Martin Peters

 

[toffeemax]

don't worry errr.. blood, he's like that thing off of the Harry Potters, where he takes his Pokemon through the Griffindoor and a hat tells him he's going to have to be mates with the swotty fit lass and the ginger tit.
This will serve as a calling cry to the other FIFAnaut Besicophiles from the Lower Gwladys to put down their waggly sticks and let you join their little 'posse'. Do you Nitrous? err... innit.

That was a very odd post. Was I meant to find it funny?