Oumar Niasse

[madkiwi]

I just had a thought, Kevin Reeves is the one responsible for recommending Niasse, yes? Well Kevin Reeves sounds suspiciously like Keanu Reeves from the Matrix. So could all this be a dream and Niasse is just a glitch in the Matrix and he will soon vanish from histroy?

..and yes it is a slow day at work

Wow.

Wait, I think you're onto something.

Jose is The Special One and Neo is The One.

Niasse almost spells Neo.

There is an Agent Smith, and Jose has agent Mendez.

All the humans have head jacks plugged into the base of their skull, and all the Niasse and Mourinho talk makes me want to stick a spike into the base of my skull.

Wow.

And was that just a feeling of déjà vu...

 

[Feary93]

Wow.

Wait, I think you're onto something.

Jose is The Special One and Neo is The One.

Niasse almost spells Neo.

There is an Agent Smith, and Jose has agent Mendez.

All the humans have head jacks plugged into the base of their skull, and all the Niasse and Mourinho talk makes me want to stick a spike into the base of my skull.

Wow.

And was that just a feeling of déjà vu...

This is mind blowing stuff, at least the truth is out now and we can move on with our lives

 

[FTY]

I'm so happy about this

Oops

 

[summerisle]

 

[Caolam]

If Martinez gets the Hull job maybe he will buy Niasse, or could he be that stupid twice ?

 

[Bluecranks]

If Martinez gets the Hull job maybe he will buy Niasse, or could he be that stupid twice ?

He signed Alcaraz twice ...

 

[Caolam]

He signed Alcaraz twice ...

Hull won't be that silly

 

[chippy1722]

Tell them we'll accept 2m if they take McGeady.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

5 mil buyout clause... Well that is embarrassing.

 

[just_COYB]

He signed Alcaraz twice ...

Alcaraz was passable as a bench player. Problem was his coaching and him being used too much.

 

[grandjoeblue]

Fair play to Koeman for quickly making a judgement on Niasse, no point giving him minutes when he clearly isn't good enough.

Hopefully we can get 1-2 strikers in before the season starts.

 

[nsno-chris]

Fair play to Koeman for quickly making a judgement on Niasse, no point giving him minutes when he clearly isn't good enough.

Hopefully we can get 1-2 strikers in before the season starts.

In all honesty mate, it didn't need to take long. He was probably laughing his tits off last season whilst watching match of the day

 

[grandjoeblue]

In all honesty mate, it didn't need to take long. He was probably laughing his tits off last season whilst watching match of the day

True, can see how some optimists still think he deserves time. I'd have probably got rid after 2-3 of his cameo sub appearances last season.

 

[Efcjake]

Would still love to know who had to sign off on this ridiculous deal.

 

[Abertonian]

Do we have to pay them the £5M ?