Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
Probably gave her the old 'Cowboy' Bob Orton loaded cast when the ref wasn't looking.
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Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
If we vote leave will Niasse get deported?
ToffeeDoug
Player Valuation: £35m
Unfortunately, Niasse didn't get on the pitch in the Southampton game towards the end of the season, so there is a chance that Koeman doesn't yet appreciate just how gash he is. On the upside, Kone did play, so hopefully his card is well and truly marked.
Kone nobbed Southampton away so let's hope Koeman forgets about that.
Which group were Senegal? Couldn't find them in the Radio Times...
ToffeeDoug
Player Valuation: £35m
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
and cleverley ha
Perhaps he was the clincher in the deal
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
So much more confident that Snivelley will be jettisoned with Koeman in charge. Doesn't fit his type of player at all.
Oumar and Kone though... hmm.
ToffeeDoug
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes, at PSV, but crucially it would appear that Koeman didn't buy him and did sell him!
I really do think that someone should stand-up and be counted: Who recommended Oumar Niasse as a player for Everton. I think the fee was £13M, that, not long ago would have been a club record. I suppose Martinez will get the blame, when it is more likely to have been a slip of the pen by Blatter or Platini at head office?
Good quick change of subject Mikey.
RickyMartin
Player Valuation: £1m
This fellas days are numbered.
Will go down as our worst signing in our history.
Will go down as our worst signing in our history.
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