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I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
Jesus, the Barkley situation. What way are we being managed at all.
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Jesus, the Barkley situation. What way are we being managed at all.
aazak
Player Valuation: £20m
August 2016
Oumar: I like to play in a team with where the best players play in their best positions, pass the ball forward and score goals - I like to play football!
Ronald: If you like to play football you need to leave Everton.
September 2017
Oumar: Alright then, I'll try Ronkoball.
Ronald: Okay.
Oumar: I like to play in a team with where the best players play in their best positions, pass the ball forward and score goals - I like to play football!
Ronald: If you like to play football you need to leave Everton.
September 2017
Oumar: Alright then, I'll try Ronkoball.
Ronald: Okay.
Mikeonlythebestwilldo
Player Valuation: £20m
Haha makes you think don't it mate
toffee-L
Player Valuation: £20m
He's too good for the Europa league now, I'm glad the Senegalese Prince is going to get a week's rest before he is unleashed on those poor Burnley defenders.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
someone shop this on niasse's locker
DrEFC
Player Valuation: £40m
And finishing! If we had bolasie & Coleman back with Siggy or Klaasen in the hole, I think he'd do really well.
abelard
Player Valuation: £35m
I don't think he is the solution to all our problems up front. He will no doubt have matches where his first touches all go astray and he gets called offside five or six times.
But his first touch and composure for the first goal alone, never mind his work rate and movement, is more than enough to indicate that something very strange and unfortunate went on with him and Koeman at the start of last year, and that this was a mistake.
I am so happy for him - he could not have handled himself any better throughout all of this. Felt like doing the Ferguson dance myself yesterday morning at the pub.
He needs his own song now, and it should be some sort of apology ballad.
(To "Don't You Want Me Baby")
Oumar, we're so sorry,
Koeman should be too!
But his first touch and composure for the first goal alone, never mind his work rate and movement, is more than enough to indicate that something very strange and unfortunate went on with him and Koeman at the start of last year, and that this was a mistake.
I am so happy for him - he could not have handled himself any better throughout all of this. Felt like doing the Ferguson dance myself yesterday morning at the pub.
He needs his own song now, and it should be some sort of apology ballad.
(To "Don't You Want Me Baby")
Oumar, we're so sorry,
Koeman should be too!
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
In fairness we had more midfielders than Atlanta.
It really is that simple isn't it
Sounds like a carry on film
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
If someone could do the photoshop magic.
"Oumar
There's nothing like him"
Something like that....
bring the ghost on
Player Valuation: £35m
Steady on.
...always seemed a daft rule. Surely if players are registered to play for your club they should be available for all competitions.
Spot on Ab, we still need further competition upfront but the rejuvenation of Oumar will do for now.
I watched the first goal from amateur footage on youtube, Niasse's workrate and tenacity in winning back the ball, his intuative precise lay off and one two, his inteligent running towards the box while looking for the return of the ball and finally his natural eye for goal, this isn't a jammy flash in the pan joker.
I don't know if the full behind the scene story will ever come out but's let's just sit back and enjoy the Oumar renaissance and hope it lasts for a good while yet.
Good on yer son keep it going.
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