The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former lockerless player, now, about to become a Europa League Champion and European golden boot winner, just needs this 93rd minute penalty to make it sixty (yes 6,0) goals for the season. It's a miracle, it's in, the crowd goes wild for this player who couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo in his previous stint. To think if Rooney hadn't been locked up for drink driving we would have never seen this imperious talent. Pandemonium here at the stadium, as Everton seal the Europa League to go with the FA cup and League title they won earlier this month. You all know the name Oumar Niasse! He must be worth 250 million in this current market, he's nailed on for the ballon d'Or this year, it's a rags to riches story....