Our Players Are Supposed to be Prem Level FFS

[Lob]

We got a billionaire and then managed the unfathomable feat of compiling the most expensive group of unskilled nobodies the top flight has ever seen.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

It's what happens when you spend the last 3 years needing to sell any decent players we have, and replacing them with any players we can have on klarna. The laws of diminishing returns is finally catching up to us. And it's going to continue for the foreseeable future sadly.

 

[Magus]

I get sick of telling my mates and family that we are not prem standard and haven't been for a long time. I think that is why neutrals dislike us so much, we seem to survive on pure chance year after year. Having said that, I think if we do finally drop this year it will be more down to the bean counters than the playing staff.

 

[BullensRoad]

I’m getting a Tom Clevery vibe from all of them apart from Tarkowski, Pickford and Branthwaite.

They'll all end up sign up to l championship or league one teams and won’t look out of place.

I genuinely don’t see the hype around Onana either. Just because he was youngish and we paid a decent fee means he should be linked to the cartel clubs for a bigger fee?

 

[BullensRoad]

I get sick of telling my mates and family that we are not prem standard and haven't been for a long time. I think that is why neutrals dislike us so much, we seem to survive on pure chance year after year. Having said that, I think if we do finally drop this year it will be more down to the bean counters than the playing staff.

We’re a turd that won’t flush currently.

 

[Magus]

We’re a turd that won’t flush currently

Lavatory analogies generally make me feel queasy, but I hope this one comes true for yet another reprieve.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Lot of opposition goalies seemingly have ‘worldies’ at Goodison since Dyche’s arrival

Dyche said as much tbf

 

[BullensRoad]

Lavatory analogies generally make me feel queasy, but I hope this one comes true for yet another reprieve.

Like England never winning anything, Everton are impossible to relegate.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Longing for the days of Demarai Gray and Oumar Niasse.

 

[Dr Baxter]

I think our players are average PL players or mid table standard . And that is exactly where we'd be if we had the other six points back.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

They've been grabge for years but at this club everyone likes to keep pretending that the manager is always the one at fault no matter how bloody obvious that he's the least of our problems.

 

[T LEAFE]

Yes but probably still better than every team in Championship

We may test that next season

 

[Littlesue]

We may test that next season

Have more faith, no chance Everton going down

 

[Bedfordblue]

Ignoring the gurning, cornflake toothed goon on the link, suggestions on this podcast of snakes in the squad, usual (unnamed) suspects pointing at the latest in a series of managers as the root of our plight….
Dominic King 16mins in.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

Ignoring the gurning, cornflake toothed goon on the link, suggestions on this podcast of snakes in the squad, usual (unnamed) suspects pointing at the latest in a series of managers as the root of our plight….
Dominic King 16mins in.

Who though?
Definitely not Coleman - all of the managers raved about him.
Gomes? Pickford? DCL? Keane?

There genuinely aren't enough players that have constantly featured throughout this terrible era to pin it on a rotten core of players. We've cleared out the crap, and brought in the crap.

Very poor of him not to name names as prompted. Just tabloidy gossip from the Mail.