Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
10 goals this season in a Newcastle side.
If he replicated that for us, and I see no reason why he wouldn't, he would be worth the £40,000 to £50,000 wage. He plays and scores more than Saha.
"He is past his best" - If he wasn't, we wouldn't have a chance in hell of signing him. In my opinion, he's not so far past his best that he wouldn't improve us.
Oh, and those Dubai lads looking through Premiership teams would recognise Owen and would no doubt like to show off having the Michael Owen playing card.
But I'm not even sure that we can accommodate him in the team, Danny. Plus, I could equally turn around to you and point out that £50k a week invested in a right-winger would pay better dividends than if it were invested in Owen. It's not like the Owen money mysteriously disappears if isn't spent on Owen. That money is from our very limited transfer budget, and needs to be invested wisely.