Phrases that Make You Go Insane...

[GhostOfDixie]

People who say:

rocking some noobs

 

[GhostOfDixie]

There's worse things said everywhere, but it doesn't validate using text talk like a teenager.

I also detest that people rely on smilies to denote the way in which something is said.

But hey, maybe its because I'm an old fashioned girl.

Smilies evoke emotion though. But some folk on here are obsessed and probably have [Poor language removed] loads of them bookmarked for any situation.

Me, I just try and minimise my smilie usage to happy or wink wink.

 

[chicoazul]

Smilies evoke emotion though. But some folk on here are obsessed and probably have [Poor language removed] loads of them bookmarked for any situation.

Me, I just try and minimise my smilie usage to happy or wink wink.

I can handle that like, you bit of a tit.

 

[monty]

I can handle that like, you bit of a tit.

whopper

 

[chicoazul]

whopper

Love you man x

 

[monty]

Love you man x

Love and peace my old son

 

[Goat]

People who say:

rocking some noobs

YOU MEAN ME DONT YOU?

It was just a throwaway remark, I realise the gayness of it, but I said it anyway.

 

[Brownie]

There's worse things said everywhere, but it doesn't validate using text talk like a teenager.

I also detest that people rely on smilies to denote the way in which something is said.

But hey, maybe its because I'm an old fashioned girl.

Agreed, but then clearly it's the style of it that you have a problem with, rather than the fact the text is abbreviated.

In general, I try to type properly all the time. In texts you can understand people wanting to keep their messages short with less characters, surely that's ok. I mean, that's partly why shorthand was invented isn't it. Crossing that over to things where there's nothing to stop you typing properly is poor.

This is a [Poor language removed] argument anyway, sorry about that.

Phrases that annoy me: mine's a...

That doesn't actually annoy me but it made me chuckle after 30 secs of trying to think of something.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

BuzzWhack: The Buzzword Compliant Dictionary


clearly management and junior executive speak is the language of tw@s, cos most of them are tw@s.

i consider "at the water fountain" to be almost as bad if i'm frank.


"absolutely," really catches my foreskin in my zip. just say yes you blert.


if i was the boss i'd make all the "i'm a section supervisor/team leader/ ok i just work there really but i want to sound important to give me a sense of better than thou" crowd wear one of these......
ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses

i reckon the bloke who unlocks the phones on the market could crank the bugger up a bit, that would get them thinking outside the box, when they come to touch base.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Belter Alert....I was party to a particularly nasty piece of buzzword action earlier today...

I was on a conference call with some dudes from St Louis and one of them coined the phrase...

"Let's circle the wagons"

Noooooooooooo

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Belter Alert....I was party to a particularly nasty piece of buzzword action earlier today...

I was on a conference call with some dudes from St Louis and one of them coined the phrase...

"Let's circle the wagons"

Noooooooooooo

That's a new one, but I instantly recognise it's place here.

Pure gold.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

Whilst working I'm asked by some noob " What's the timeframe for this job ?" . TIMEFRAME ? I'm printing car stickers , not making a bloody clock.

NB I work for the company in Blackpool that prints many of the Everton car stickers. We always print extra so I don't have to buy any. I have the best decorated car in the car-park

I've not noticed any saying "Follow, Follow, Follow - EVERTON Are The Team To Follow!" - do you know if there are any plans for that one to be made, or have I missed it?

 

[chicoazul]

I have used "synergy" today but it was ok.

 

[bobbyrob]

Goofin around ffs

 

[gordonjblair]

"we're not running a blame culture here..."

usually precedes crucifying some poor bugger

"Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault?"

Sums up much of what's wrong in our litigious money for nothing society.