Piles

Littlesue · December 28, 2023

Bedfordblue said:
I do wonder how bad they need to be before a haemorrhoid cushion becomes a necessity.

I usually find a bag of frozen peas more soothing

canuckblue · December 28, 2023

One could always wipe one's ass with a roll of barbed wire.

The binman chronicles · December 28, 2023

I'm going to have to sit this one out...oh wait! :Blink:

Davidoff · December 28, 2023

Always get them after climbing ladders

That's not a euphemism... unfortunately

Yarrgh · December 29, 2023

bebo86 said:
Some weird topics on here today?

Is it international week?

Kurt. · December 29, 2023

chrismpw said:
I thought they were something to do with foundations.

So what's a piledriver then?

Ask yer mar

Eggs · December 29, 2023

cronullasharks · December 29, 2023

I've got a story which I wouldn't believe except I know the person who did it and it wouldn't even rank in the top 20 of things he's done. Long story short, cut his grapes off himself and had a phone set up filming it. At work and had to stuff a heap of bog roll down his pants to try and stem the flow of blood. I'm not joking.

DavidH · December 29, 2023

canuckblue said:
One could always wipe one's ass with a roll of barbed wire.

How much you charging?

Amw79 · December 29, 2023

Kurt. said:
Johnny Giles Johnny Giles Johnny Giles

I always used Nobby Stiles for this particular rhyming slang.

ClausThomsen · December 29, 2023

I've had 'em internal. Felt like every turd was coated in sharp gravel as they passed and there was the stinky mucus that really wasn't nice. Bit of anusol up the bumhole with the handy applicator and plenty of fluids and fibre and all was well after a day or two.

Just to clarify I ate and drank the fluids/fibre....not shoved them up my arse as well.

Rita_Poon · December 29, 2023

Is it not a little early for this level of eroticism?

JimmyJeffers · December 29, 2023

ClausThomsen said:
I've had 'em internal. Felt like every turd was coated in sharp gravel as they passed and there was the stinky mucus that really wasn't nice. Bit of anusol up the bumhole with the handy applicator and plenty of fluids and fibre and all was well after a day or two.

Just to clarify I ate and drank the fluids/fibre....not shoved them up my arse as well.

Thank you for sharing Claus.