Prostate check

[cronullasharks]

I remember my gp checking me for internal haemorrhoids once. Not very pleasant at all

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I remember my gp checking me for internal haemorrhoids once. Not very pleasant at all

Can’t imagine they were too pleased either

 

[Tommy Chong]

So then, what's the point of a proctologist, a doctor that specialises in hoops?

Does the GP only refer you to one if they find an issue that's above their pay grade?

 

[cronullasharks]

Can’t imagine they were too pleased either

I actually did apologise to her for her having to do it

 

[cronullasharks]

So then, what's the point of a proctologist, a doctor that specialises in hoops?

Does the GP only refer you to one if they find an issue that's above their pay grade?

Pretty much, they'd deal with cancer and all those other nasties like crohns etc

 

[Tommy Chong]

Pretty much, they'd deal with cancer and all those other nasties like crohns etc

It sounds like a tough job...

You have to deal with as.holes all day!

I know, I know... Old joke. I'll get me coat!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Does it help at all if the GP performing the examination is a fit bird?

Really really no, (especially not a new Dr that's about 27/28) you can ask for another Dr to perform the procedure.
But there is a trade off, women tend to have smaller hands. So digital exploration has facets to consider.

 

[tommye]

@tommye with his, ummmm, 'altered' finger would make for a considerate, gentle and thoughtful examination performer, I reckon.

Time for a career change, Thomas?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Jesus Thomas!

That's a bit rough?

 

[Kurt.]

I remember my gp checking me for internal haemorrhoids once. Not very pleasant at all

You only went in with a sore throat …

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway… little update …. Have to go for a camera up the hoop as they found some blood in my sample…. Honestly guys, I can’t urge you enough not to put off getting tested, it’s really important that you do.

 

[atrottel]

Anyway… little update …. Have to go for a camera up the hoop as they found some blood in my sample…. Honestly guys, I can’t urge you enough not to put off getting tested, it’s really important that you do.

Yes, got the tube down the throat and up the gut (hopefully not the same one) scheduled for just before Christmas. At least they knock you out for it, though.

 

[Kurt.]

Yes, got the tube down the throat and up the gut (hopefully not the same one) scheduled for just before Christmas. At least they knock you out for it, though.

Had the same procedure a few years ago, chose not to have an anaesthetic….. big mistake I’m deffo getting knocked out this time

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyway… little update …. Have to go for a camera up the hoop as they found some blood in my sample…. Honestly guys, I can’t urge you enough not to put off getting tested, it’s really important that you do.

Hope it’s all ok. I had this the other day. They didn’t find anything suspicious and feeling fine now to be honest. They knock you out here and I was back in work in an hour.
You’ll have to clear out your system before hand right?

 

[Kurt.]

Hope it’s all ok. I had this the other day. They didn’t find anything suspicious and feeling fine now to be honest. They knock you out here and I was back in work in an hour.
You’ll have to clear out your system before hand right?

Yep…. That rancid drink you have to consume the night before … awful