Prostate check

[gonetomorrow]

So when are we doing group prostate checks here lads?

A human centipede of prostate checks, if you will.

Health is important, we gotta be proactive.

We could do it at half-time in the Palace game.

 

[Cels]

I always intended to get a prostate examination but never got around to it, now it seems very unlikely that I ever will. To be honest, when I think about the procedure, this type of image pops into my head

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[Kurt.]

My GP is a small, slim, gnome like chap in his early 60s. This gave me a little comfort when i attended at his office, aged 45, with a bit of a slow flow issue... I thought his delicate, almost lady like, fingers wouldn't be particularly impactive. Maybe I'm a bit frigid but I can honestly say it was the first thing ever I've had inserted into my rectum .
I honestly thought he'd impaled me with a large cucumber whilst my back was turned. As I gingerly pulled up my trousers and eyed him suspiciously I couldn't help but have a new found respect for those of a persuasion where this type of thing is commonplace.

Scouse mar’s ??

 

[Rita_Poon]

Scouse mar’s ??

 

[canuckblue]

Good luck, Kurt, but I'm surprised you had to go to a doctor. There are plenty on here willing to give you the finger...

 

[Cels]

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[carlos21]

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Hiya.

 

[Cels]

Hiya.

Hiya mate, how are you?

 

[carlos21]

Hiya mate, how are you?

I am good ask everyone in my thread to like the page.

 

[Cels]

I am good ask everyone in my thread to like the page.

Which page do you want them to "like" mate?

 

[carlos21]

Which page do you want them to "like" mate?

Carlos thread.

 

[Cels]

Carlos thread.

Like this:

Guys, can everyone in this thread go to the Carlos21 thread and give him loads of love and likes, please.

 

[carlos21]

Like this:

Guys, can everyone in this thread go to the Carlos21 thread and give him loads of love and likes, please.

Yes bro.

 

[carlos21]

Like this:

Guys, can everyone in this thread go to the Carlos21 thread and give him loads of love and likes, please.

There will not listen to me.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Should be routine like a smear and Mammogram is for us wenches. It can't be any worse than a smear, I nearly hit the ceiling the last time I had one, she forgot to use any lubricant when she put the clamp up and it was bad, although she did pay me a compliment by saying it was one of the smallest she had seen and had had to use the clamp usually reserved for virgins

One of the funniest posts I've read!

Take a bow @Littlesue