Homepage Article Rafael Benitez Appointed Everton Manager

[orly]

Think that picture pretty much tells you why Benitez is our manager. Anybody else coming in would of wanted their own staff in key roles, Benitez coming from a position of weakness (desperate for a Premiership job, lives local) has agreed not to rock the boat in terms of personnel.

Totally agree. It proves beyond reasonable doubt that the job is good fortune and convenience. What does he care how it goes? He won the CL nearly two decades ago and still dines out on it. He's the Kopite equivalent of Bob Geldof. He's never going to win the league here in the current climate, expectations are through the floor, he's here to take it easy and get £10m a year for it, safe that he'll be an even bigger Kopite rat if he fails.

 

[malfosse]

He has some cojones, I'll give him that.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Sad day for this great club, and now we have the scummy sub human mutants for the other lot mercilessly ribbing us for appointing one of there cast offs


Sad, sad day

 

[Barnfred 55]

Who's that kid next to Benitez? His son? I'm sick of sons after Davide.

We've become a cross between a crèche and work experience

 

[neil999]

Thinner than unsworth

 

[Toffe3m4n]

At least it's done.

IF (and it's a big if) he's approaching this in the right way with fresh motivation he could surprise us, but I'm certainly not going to start getting my hopes up either way.

Start with expectations on the floor and move up from there.

Time to start cracking on with transfers in & out now.

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[Toffeeslam]

He has some cojones, I'll give him that.

that’s his gravy tits mate

 

[Thomasc]

I hope we don't get pummelled by Southampton, last thing needed that.

If will be worth it for the absolute chaos

 

[Deleted member 48881]

Man he's sweating like crazy in that interview, very very fat guy, almost obese.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

He has some cojones, I'll give him that.

Getting paid millions to live in his favoured place. I'd say it was an opportunity too good for him to miss, even with the amount of abuse he is going to take.

Gerrard will probably apply for the job once Benitez gets sacked.

 

[orly]

Man he's sweating like crazy in that interview, very very fat guy, almost obese.

Almost morbidly obese. He's already reached the other milestone.

 

[jinkyali]

Not to sure getting rid of Goalie coach or director of academy is a wise move.

Duncan. Not arsed.

 

[JMT]

Man he's sweating like crazy in that interview, very very fat guy, almost obese.

He's not coming in as a personal trainer is he.

 

[Tubey]

"What's your relationship with Brands."

"He's a professional, I'm a professional."


Hahahaha... enthusiastic...

Brands not in that picture speaks volumes as well. A complete non-entity at the club, amusingly given the title of Director of Football.

The lazy, lazy man.