Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Is the correct answer.If you listen to his podcast with Tony Bellew it will give you a firm insight into events leading up to Rooney's sale, he was being hawked around the top clubs before the Euro's in 2004 behind his back and a deal was struck with Chelsea. He saved us from bankruptcy and Bill managed to paint him as the villain of the piece, yet some people still despise him, they live in ignorance.
I was hoping to draw some random nonsense Rooney facht! out of him.