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Ramiro Funes Mori

Will he get a work permit and play for us ?


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i never believe these foreigners actually coming on here - i always think it's chico dumbing down/up (whichever way you look at it) his english. It's a bit weird isn't it? then again guys from here go on barca forums etc.
 
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I'm a River Plate supporter from Argentina. I signed in to the forum just to clear up some doubts about what you can expect from Funes Mori, if he gets to play in Everton this season (don't know how things are going regarding his signing). I'm going to discuss a few traits about Ramiro.

1) Temper: this is a man who will never "choke" (I think that's the word you guys use, we just say "his chest went cold"). To put it on perspective: imagine if Everton hadn't won a single game against Liverpool at Anfield for 10 years. Now imagine your left sideback has been ruled out for the game, and the manager decided to put a centre-back in his place. Now imagine this guy doesn't only play well in that position, but he also scores the deciding 2-1 goal at the 85th minute. That's who Ramiro is.



He was much criticized in the beginning by the fans ONLY because he is the twin brother of Rogelio Funes Mori, who was a lousy forward in River Plate. But those of us who use their brains knew he wasn't necessarely a bad player because of that.

2) Defending: it's hard to find compilations of a defender like Ramiro, mostly because people focus on making videos about his scoring abilities. But he was, at least in Argentina, one of the top 5 defenders of the league. Him, along with Jonathan Maidana, completely erased Gignac from the Copa Libertadores final. He is very good at heading the ball, both defensively and offensively, and he times his tackles well.

One negative aspect about him was that his leash "would loosen", and he would attempt some very nasty kicks on opposing players. Granted, this was mostly against Boca Juniors players, so maybe you'll have the same luck as us and he will kick some Liverpool ass and not get sent off in the process.

3) Attacking: one of the things I like the most about Ramiro is that he doesn't only score goals, but that he initiates attacks from the very back of the pitch. He likes to switch the ball over to the other side with great precision (I'm talking 40mt switches), and he likes to grab the ball and start dribbling into space to pass the ball to another teammate. He loves to wait for opposing players to come close to him and get out of the place with the ball, but this means he may sometimes lose the ball.

I'm going to post a few more videos, I hope you don't mind.

Here, Ramiro loses the ball after trying to trick Vera. (Funes Mori did score in the second leg, fixing this mistake)



Here, he crosses the ball and assists Germán Pezzella to score the tie in another Superclásico:



At 0:15, he receives the ball and assists Giovanni Simeone:



An example of poor defending from Temperley.



Anyways, you are getting a very good defender, I hope he plays a starter soon, it would break my heart seeing such a good promise play as a substitute when he could be playing for us.





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Cheers mate.
Welcome to Grand Old Team.
 

Hopefully he'll be an option within the squad and not relied upon as first choice straight away. The step up to our league will be incredibly tough, especially in our team which gives very little protection to the defence.

When Stones goes we need to do what we did with Lescott and bring in a seasoned pro who knows the league inside out, at least whilst this lad beds in.
 

i never believe these foreigners actually coming on here - i always think it's chico dumbing down/up (whichever way you look at it) his english. It's a bit weird isn't it? then again guys from here go on barca forums etc.

Some people (like me) actually take the time to learn english. Yes, a lot of people like to create fake accounts, we get those at our River Plate forum as well (mostly Boca fans trying to pass as Europeans dissing our team, it's easy to spot them out once they start spelling out RiBer).

But anyways, yeah, I made an account because I didn't want people to start thinking they were signing some nobody who can't defend. If I may say so myself, I think Funes Mori, as long as he keeps the level he had with us, will be worth around 20 million Euros once the season is over.

Cheers mate.
Welcome to Grand Old Team.

Thank you! I may start watching Everton's Premier League matches, assuming of course I don't have to get up at 7 a.m. to do so. :D

As long as he proves his worth, I'll be glad enough to know he will play for Argentina and will be rooting for the NT only because of him, Masche, Higuaín, and Messi!
 

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