Not sending @Sassy Colombian my exclusives.
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Should be proud of yourself more like!I just went up the post office and called in the bakers. Went for a jumbo pork and apple sausage roll. They said it's 2 for £2.10, that's only 25p more.
Now I've ate 2 jumbo sausage rolls and I feel like a hippo.
4 years??? I've had longer turds.When I was second year of university I decided to end it with my girlfriend of four years because I was worried that while I was working, studying she was waiting on me and life was passing her by.
I thought I was doing this honourable, noble thing and if we were meant to be then it would come back together anyway.
It didn't, we lost touch and by sheer chance I bumped into her a few years later.
She told me I had broken her heart, she was happy, couldn't understand why I did it, assumed I had another girl etc...
Massive regret, in another life I would have had the wisdom to know if she wanted to end it she would end it.
Thanks @GrandOldTeam for giving me the chance to air all that. Where do I send the Tory biscuits?
4 years??? I've had longer turds.
* Bows *I guess, congratulations?
Was she a blow up doll?When I was second year of university I decided to end it with my girlfriend of four years because I was worried that while I was working, studying she was waiting on me and life was passing her by.
I thought I was doing this honourable, noble thing and if we were meant to be then it would come back together anyway.
It didn't, we lost touch and by sheer chance I bumped into her a few years later.
She told me I had broken her heart, she was happy, couldn't understand why I did it, assumed I had another girl etc...
Massive regret, in another life I would have had the wisdom to know if she wanted to end it she would end it.
Thanks @GrandOldTeam for giving me the chance to air all that. Where do I send the Tory biscuits?
Was she a blow up doll?
Should give her one last pump.No, an actual, live human woman. I still can't believe it myself.
I regret changing my birthday as a joke and now @Joey66 won't wish me a happy birthday on the real day. But he has no compassion and can't forgive.
I deleted mine as a one man stand against his blatant farming