Relegation 2022/23

[JimEFC]

I don’t believe Everton is one of the 3 worst clubs in the PL, but they’re also bad— and there will be no glory in how they manage to stay up.

Worst 4 clubs mate, you forgot Soton. Absolutely crud they are, proper red and white sh

 

[JimEFC]

My final prediction is that tomorrow will be semi climactic. Leicester will go down by 2 goals relatively early which will taken them out of the running.

Everton and Leeds will take 1-goal leads late into their respective games. Everton will give up a tying goal to Bournemouth which creates some drama for 15 minutes. Leeds can’t get to a 3 goal lead in that time and Everton and Bournemouth play to a tie with neither team scoring again.

Everton and Leeds end up tied at 34 points, with Everton staying up on goal differential. Leicester finishes at 31 points in 19th place.

In the end Everton chokes and also stays up, which sounds appropriate for this season. I don’t believe Everton is one of the 3 worst clubs in the PL, but they’re also bad— and there will be no glory in how they manage to stay up.

I think Leeds will be winning 2-1 for a lot of their game. Either draw 2-2 or finish 2-1. Several Londoners will fail to make their train home.

Leicester will canter to 0-0 at half time. Then Maddison will put a new crater on the moon with his customary penalty. Then Wham will score, 0-1. The crowd will leave, booing. Vardy will do that face he does.

Meanwhile Everton win 2-1 thanks to Ellis Simms cameo last minute breakaway, proving that even tho we'd have stayed up with a draw, we won it just to sure.

 

[JimEFC]

I think Leeds will be winning 2-1 for a lot of their game. Either draw 2-2 or finish 2-1. Several Londoners will fail to make their train home.

Leicester will canter to 0-0 at half time. Then Maddison will put a new crater on the moon with his customary penalty. Then Wham will score, 0-1. The crowd will leave, booing. Vardy will do that face he does.

Meanwhile Everton win 2-1 thanks to Ellis Simms cameo last minute breakaway, proving that even tho we'd have stayed up with a draw, we won it just to sure.

This is definitely gonna happen by the way

 

[cooperman]

I think all the bottom three will win

 

[COYBL25]

I think all the bottom three will win

Happy Christmas mate.

 

[JLW]

24 hours from now and we will know our fate

 

[JimEFC]

Can I have a mullet and a pickup truck instead? I can see myself shouting "roll tide" and telling Canadians to f off home

Hahaha yeah sure why not. Are there many Canadians in Alabama? Mind you, I spose your too busy with family events to notice outsiders

 

[Eggs]

24 hours from now and we will know our fate

…stomach dropped and it’s not come back up. Rum time.

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

I felt a tear rolling down my cheek then .

 

[Tony’s Carp]

24 hours from now and we will know our fate

And regardless of outcome we'll have two months off from watching Everton, so it's a result either way.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Praying the Moyes Boys have a lovely restful sleep tonight.

 

[davek]

Two points is a hell of a gap to make up in a final game.

 

[T LEAFE]

…stomach dropped and it’s not come back up. Rum time.

And mine
Morreti before rum

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Heard a rumour it's 532 with either Garner or Iwobi wing back. If it's Garner Iwobi goes up top with Gray if it's Iwobi Maupay goes up top with Gray and Garner dropped

 

[JimEFC]

Praying the Moyes Boys have a lovely restful sleep tonight.

It'd be great if they beat Leicester tomorrow in preparation, and then get battered in the final like 4-0 so that Moysey has to keep the photo of him with the community shied above his desk because he's never won nothing better than that.