The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I've passed the point now, I'm just thinking up elaborate ways we get screwed over. Probably be 2-0 up at Arsenal, City beating Villa, Brentford beating Leeds all in the 80th minute to make us seem like all will be fine. Then an impossible set of circumstances hands the RS the title, we get relegated and we'll have to endure the beaming faces of Gerrard, Klopp and Arteta for eternity.