Response from the club

[cronullasharks]

Should have played the 'poor Aussie' card cron, you could have snagged yourself a trip round finch farm as well.

"Would you like to meet the players"?

"No thanks but I would like to take some photos of inside any fridges here"

 

[Bryan+]

Question for fellow Toffees but as it's been established I was set to attend the derby flying from the states , Pittsburgh Pa for the first time in my life, the game was rightly called off due to safety concerns me and my friend spent 300 dollars for tickets each which he loaned me the money and i eventually paid him back but the tickets are non reimbursed since resale have to pick them up in person which which he might be able to do when the game is rescheduled but my financial means are a little more lacking. I sent an email to the club explaining my situation and they did not respond. If there any other channels of communication? I'm not even expecting anything at this point even a response where a basic statement of sorry about the situation but unfortunately we can't do anything regarding a gestue, the complete lack of response is vexing

Have you tried talking in an Australian accent mate

 

[cronullasharks]

Do you want me to sort it out @Curtis. The club obviously likes us more than you mericans

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Right, I’ve spoken to my mate Clive who works in the customer services department, he’s gonna sort you out.

Email address is - customerservices@evertondirect.evertonfc.com - put ‘FAO Clive’ as the subject.

Make sure to attach a high resolution photograph of your genitalia to the email. Apparently it won’t work without this for some reason.

Explain your predicament and he should be able to help.

 

[matty1878]

I can send you my bank details but the joke would be on you

cryin

 

[matty1878]

Right, I’ve spoken to my mate Clive who works in the customer services department, he’s gonna sort you out.

Email address is - customerservices@evertondirect.evertonfc.com - put ‘FAO Clive’ as the subject.

Make sure to attach a high resolution photograph of your genitalia to the email. Apparently it won’t work without this for some reason.

Explain your predicament and he should be able to help.

@Woolverhampton_Blue is messing.ok he’s not.com

 

[Kurt.]

Have you tried lighting up @The Esk signal ?

 

[Blue toffee]

Since Saturday I sent a message through the general enquiries page and no response, have not reached out through social media , good suggestions thank you, yeah I feel it's very unlikely anything will come about from it. The one thing I don't understand about the Australian lad is who did his family contact or did his family already have connections ?

Not entirely sure, but did the lad have a season ticket from uncle/family member over here. - Nonetheless hope you get some resolution .

 

[GoldenToffee]

"Would you like to meet the players"?

"No thanks but I would like to take some photos of inside any fridges here"

Funny that, as a kid I'd have loved nothing more, now I have little respect for most of them and would absolutely hate to 'win' the chance to meet them.

 

[Curtis]

Have you tried talking in an Australian accent mate

I think for me if I adopted that accent it would significantly diminish my chances of achieving a positive resolution lol it also wouldn't help that I would be inclined to lean into a stereotypical Australian sob story "ello mate a dingo ate my baby im in serious didgeridoo"

 

[Curtis]

Thank you for you all the positive and sympathic responses I really appreciate the consideration and amiable nature of the everton community which makes not seeing the derby less devastating in the overall scope of things, through being able to vent about it with fellow blues. Appreciate it once again ,cheers

 

[Bedfordblue]

You best bet will be;
farhad.moshiri@evertonfc.com, but I suggest you use google translate to to change your narrative to Iranian and also put ‘interest free £200m loan’ in the subject to make sure he notices it.

 

[Curtis]

You best bet will be;
farhad.moshiri@evertonfc.com, but I suggest you use google translate to to change your narrative to Iranian and also put ‘interest free £200m loan’ in the subject to make sure he notices it.

Or I could use the Russian translation and mention an urgent collection for funds are needed to prevent mishaps from a mr. U

 

[Curtis]

Have you tried lighting up @The Esk signal ?

Not for a single second have I considered that as a valid option

 

[Curtis]

Right, I’ve spoken to my mate Clive who works in the customer services department, he’s gonna sort you out.

Email address is - customerservices@evertondirect.evertonfc.com - put ‘FAO Clive’ as the subject.

Make sure to attach a high resolution photograph of your genitalia to the email. Apparently it won’t work without this for some reason.

Explain your predicament and he should be able to help.

That will definitely provoke a response maybe not the one im aiming for. I was trying to get a positive response from the club not a restraining order