2018/19 Richarlison

[nsno-chris]

Ballon d’Or winner

 

[bol-uk]

BaRn do’Or winner

FIXED

lol

 

[toffeejack]

Should be writing in capitals if that's the case

What? No. Italics, surely!

Capitals can't be used because of caps lock hour.

 

[Groucho]

Hey guys! Can we talk? You're making me sad

Too bad. Niasse is sub-par and needs selling.

 

[tungetango]

Too bad. Niasse is sub-par and needs selling.

Can I have a refund?

 

[Groucho]

Can I have a refund?

Absolutely not

 

[tungetango]

Absolutely not

Can I have first on our incoming sensational summer signing?

 

[Groucho]

Can I have first on our incoming sensational summer signing?

First what?

 

[tungetango]

First what?

Was a joke,but player thread sponsor

 

[everton1953]

So capitals are OK if you want to shout but not if you want to be sarcastic? Or neither or both; I am confused (which is normal).

 

[trueblue84]

So capitals are OK if you want to shout but not if you want to be sarcastic? Or neither or both; I am confused (which is normal).

You have to write ACTIVATE: SARCASM before your sentence. That is the proper etiquette.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

You have to write ACTIVATE: SARCASM before your sentence. That is the proper etiquette.

[Sarcasm] Oh yeah, that’s REALLY good advice[/Sarcasm]

 

[everton1953]

I will stick to the rule that I give credit to people's intelligence to see sarcasm when it hits them in the face, without resorting to fancy keyboard antics.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I think it’s more the perceived attitude of some players. The stuff with Pogba and Mourinho after the latter was sacked summed Pogba up. The crying and fire emojis on Twitter/Instagram when someone does something ‘nawty’, the hand over mouth and jumping up and down stuff “OOOOHHH” etc.

I haven’t got an issue with 99.9% of footballers but the likes of Neymar, Pogba, Lingard and Depay great on me. ‘JLingz’ for goodness sake.

Just realised I spelt grate wrong. Christ.

 

[mrb85]

I think if he has another good season then the interest in him will be huge next summer

Have to be looking at 70m+ for him to be moving

With the emphasis on the + . If he was already with one of the top European clubs he'd be priced at nearer £100m. But in any event, there's no way Everton should move him on next year. If we genuinely do want to raise our status on the global stage we simply have to retain such a player. I personally thought Richarlison had an in and out season. But take it in -- we've got the Brazil centre forward on our books.