2021/22 Richarlison

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Got to be either a big new deal or a sale to a champions league club, based on the comments. I’m fine with either. We do need to flog someone for big money though so we can buy an actual midfield.

 

[DualityNSNO]

He's off more than a thousand year old egg. And like Lukaku I don't blame him one bit.

We better get used to it and just pray that with Gray and Gordan providing the width Dom up front with Alli playing in the pocket behind we score goals to make up for his departure.

I mean I'm more open to the idea of buying players, also

 

[TheBigIguana]

Thats a good point you know, its also about as relevant as how many goals has he scored hopping on 1 leg.

The lad said he was best cutting inside from the left not me. I agree it doesn't really matter.

 

[Uuuuuurgh plop plop]

Got to be either a big new deal or a sale to a champions league club, based on the comments. I’m fine with either. We do need to flog someone for big money though so we can buy an actual midfield.

You've not considered both! Signed a big new deal so that we can get maximum value in the transfer market, it's happened before.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Well he's been playing centre forward all season due to the long term injury to Calvert Lewin. I don't see him as an out and out striker though. He needs that support from midfield if he is to play that position

I thought of another one time he did it and Schmiechel had it go right through him

 

[Uuuuuurgh plop plop]

I thought of another one time he did it and Schmiechel had it go right through him

Probably scored most of his goals from corners actually haha. Headers and second balls

 

[The binman chronicles]

I mean I'm more open to the idea of buying players, also

Don't pin all your hopes on that one, I mean I'm sure we will but we'd turn Mbappe into Brett Angel within 6 games so better off just keeping the cash.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Don't pin all your hopes on that one, I mean I'm sure we will but we'd turn Mbappe into Brett Angel within 6 games so better off just keeping the cash.

Oh absolutely we'll crap our pants, but it's the hope that kills you and that...

 

[TheBigIguana]

Probably scored most of his goals from corners actually haha. Headers and second balls

He's very much a striker with how he scores but also unable to play as a central striker

 

[DualityNSNO]

Probably scored most of his goals from corners actually haha. Headers and second balls

Most are from open play, actually, scored only 2 this season from a corner (6 overall in his career here).

Second ball/set piece is also very low, at 3 during his career.

He has, oddly enough, scored 1 goal with "Other body part", which we can leave up for interpretation.

Also all his stats are better than Pulisic, except Goals per 90, and also by most of the other magnificent 7, except Mount and Havertz (who has finally started playing well with Tuchel for them).

 

[TheBigIguana]

Most are from open play, actually, scored only 2 this season from a corner (6 overall in his career here).

Second ball/set piece is also very low, at 3 during his career.

He has, oddly enough, scored 1 goal with "Other body part", which we can leave up for interpretation.

Also all his stats are better than Pulisic, except Goals per 90, and also by most of the other magnificent 7, except Mount and Havertz (who has finally started playing well with Tuchel for them).

Genuinely curious what you mean by this?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Genuinely curious what you mean by this?

That literally all his stats - goals, xG, assists, xA, as well as the previously mentioned 35% goal participation (to Pooly-Sick's 11% for example) - are better than most of the others you mentioned except Chelsea's current 2 best players, shockingly.

 

[TheBigIguana]

That literally all his stats - goals, xG, assists, xA, as well as the previously mentioned 35% goal participation (to Pooly-Sick's 11% for example) - are better than most of the others you mentioned except Chelsea's current 2 best players, shockingly.

Oh right, I forgot you believe it is useful to use counting stats and ignore if a player has played substantially more.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Oh right, I forgot you believe it is useful to use counting stats and ignore if a player has played substantially more.

WAIT SO NOW IT COUNTS FOR YOU?!?!?

You absolute mellon

 

[TheBigIguana]

WAIT SO NOW IT COUNTS FOR YOU?!?!?

You absolute mellon

What?