Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
Unbelievable slither.
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Little Carl my heart misses a beat when I see you slashing the cult. You do it with such elegance.
Chang Elephant
Forum God
Robles saved Everton. Coco played Robles as we demanded. We the fans are winning against Coco.
Did you want him in the first place?
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
lollollollol
Aye, your constant booing helped the players confidence no end....
Bazlar
Player Valuation: £20m
Chang Elephant
Forum God
We have removed Timmy Droppy Ball from the team and installed Robles. Coco is on notice that Mirrrallas is next to be restored as we handle the transition from team selection by a chimpanzee, to interim selection by the fans, whilst we consider if Everton can be improved by employing a manager to handle these matters.lollollollol
Aye, your constant booing helped the players confidence no end....
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
We've played 34 games so far this season in all comps, we've only failed to score in 6 of those games. Our goals for tally is nicely boosted by a the recent 3-0 wins and the battering of Villa and Sunderland, but our issue this season has been conceding too many, not struggling to score.
Boss find mate. Also, suppose @orly deserves respect for at least being consistent in his slating of Martinez.
The orl is good people. He is on the side of which agitates the most. That's virtuous in my book.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
In a bit El Fraudo.
Was on the golf course all day today...what did I miss?
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
A two footer for a birdie ?
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