Roberto Martinez discussion

[BernieWright13]

Absolute horse nuts.
The blame is with Lukaku (penalty and one on one sitter), Funes Mori (spate of amnesia which meant he forgot how to jump) and Mirrallas.

The sub was a secondary reason which has been exaggerated by those looking for a way to shoe horn the manager into the criticism


A week ago FM was a future captain and amazing header of the ball. Aggressive. Passionate.

He has a mare but yet it's the managers fault.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Such a relief to learn this. There was me worrying we had a brainless moron as a manager.

 

[daz4matty]

One day brother you will celebrate these days as comfortably numb. You will yearn for Martinez's return but it will be too late, he gone and never coming back.

That is the day i am yearning for my good friend.
Imagine winning at home and having the fight to hold onto leads and getting back up the league to moysies finishes and better.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah mate, I'll for one will be yearning for those last minute defeats, the shipping of late goals, an abysmal home record, bottom half finishes with a £50m striker on the books, and seeing a balding Catalan wearing a gilet and brown brogues looking puzzled and a bit lost on the touchline..

Que?

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

 

[chicoazul]

That is the day i am yearning for my good friend.
Imagine winning at home and having the fight to hold onto leads and getting back up the league to moysies finishes and better.

I've forgotten what an Everton team with a backbone looks like dear brother.

Once I see one again I am likely to get instant wood, which would be unpleasant sat at Goodison.

 

[hallamblue]

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

But when you've had the foreplay 15 times and each time just as you're about to get down to it she gets a headache you bin her!!

 

[roydo]

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

Would prefer one that, er, lets me finish on a high mind, and doesnt spoil things by opening the gas bill late in the game. So to speak.

 

[maccavennie]

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

I think we married the wrong one. We should have just kept Boberto as our Mistress for the cup games and gone for a more stable Mabel for the league

 

[chicoazul]

I think we married the wrong one. We should have just kept Boberto as our Mistress for the cup games and gone for a more stable Mabel for the league

Martinez the mistress for when we want to play away from home?

 

[Mickey]

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

Do you often imagine Bobby as your bird?

Does he promise a blowey for your birthday but forgets to even get you a cake?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

It's not dull for sure.

You should embrace the excitement Señor Martinez brings into your life.

No one wants the dull sexless wife. We want the firecracker Latina.

Appreciate him/her.

I'll take clean sheets........as opposed to the dirty mare who sorts you out then takes it up the wrong un from the big lad who works down the Co-op

 

[chicoazul]

Do you often imagine Bobby as your bird?

Does he promise a blowey for your birthday but forgets to even get you a cake?

I reckon it's boss but then right near the end he starts using his teeth for no explicable reason.

 

[maccavennie]

Martinez the mistress for when we want to play away from home?

Well he is always up for it whilst on his travels isn't he. I think we may be onto something here.

 

[mutley]

FFS lad its just unacceptable to be where we are and a win next week will not change that for me - I saw the 70 and 85 sides - not one of this side would get into either side apart from perhaps Rom

Not one player would get in our champion winning sides that's a fair comment, but this squad like the ones 20 years before them have won jack [Poor language removed], so what's unacceptable about being mid table and possibly playing in two semi finals ?

 

[chicoazul]

Well he is always up for it whilst on his travels isn't he. I think we may be onto something here.

And then Moyes' ginger mott waiting for us when we return home.

 

[froggyted]

I find it a sad day when so called Evertonians insult a sitting Everton manager in such a way, a genuinely nice man too.

They say you get the club you deserve, well if that's true I look forward to our next manager relegating us, you brought it on yourselves.

There's no doubt he's a genuinely nice man, but he's not doing the job he was brought in to do well enough, and the league position this season and last speaks for itself. Realistically, nothing short of top 8 should save him, and imo that's now highly unlikely.