Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
Does it make a difference that we normally finish above Spurs?
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Does it make a difference that we normally finish above Spurs?
Dithering Dougie
Banned
Erm no they're not Brian, Liverpool and Spurs are only above you in 11th.
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Hopefully he will be able to match klopp in the next derby. Our record under Rodgers wasnt good and we still couldn't beat a poor side the other week.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
How exactly are Spurs a level above us? Is it this season's league table? No. League finishes over the last decade? No. Size of bank account? Maybe but funny how this doesn't translate into any success for them.
Quite frankly putting West Ham and Palace at our level because of one decent start is ridiculous. Last season aside neither team has been anywhere near us (a bit like Swansea).
What is the point in turning up then if we don't even have a go for fourth? We've done it in the past, come close a few times, and teams with money sometimes get it wrong. Top 4 is definitely a good target this year which we could push for if we have a good season. It's not unrealistic (well maybe it is for Swansea).
IMO, based on recent historical league placings and relative transfer spending, I would say I rate the teams the following :
1. City
2. Chelsea
3. Arse
4. United
5. Spurs
6. Us
7. Vermin
Given our transfer spending and wage budget we should probably be finishing 11th like we did last season, but on our day we can beat anybody, just like most teams in the league.
Clearly im very biased and I can imagine the kopites laughing at me putting them below us, but we have finished above them twice recently, granted very rarely prior to that and a new manager might change things, but I honestly only rate 1 of their players, Benteke, the rest are really rubbish, Sturridge is a good striker, but hes made of glass and that big nose they have in goal has his moments and is probably miles better than Howard but is very prone to a clanger, Coutinho is 1 of the biggest frauds in world football.
I put Spurs above us cos quite frankly recently they have finished above us, the rest nobody can really argue with.
The rest of the jokers will finish where they belong, Palace and Leicester will both be playing Championship football within 2 years.
I copied Leicester cos I dont know how to spell it, hence the funky blue text.
1. City
2. Chelsea
3. Arse
4. United
5. Spurs
6. Us
7. Vermin
Given our transfer spending and wage budget we should probably be finishing 11th like we did last season, but on our day we can beat anybody, just like most teams in the league.
Clearly im very biased and I can imagine the kopites laughing at me putting them below us, but we have finished above them twice recently, granted very rarely prior to that and a new manager might change things, but I honestly only rate 1 of their players, Benteke, the rest are really rubbish, Sturridge is a good striker, but hes made of glass and that big nose they have in goal has his moments and is probably miles better than Howard but is very prone to a clanger, Coutinho is 1 of the biggest frauds in world football.
I put Spurs above us cos quite frankly recently they have finished above us, the rest nobody can really argue with.
The rest of the jokers will finish where they belong, Palace and Leicester will both be playing Championship football within 2 years.
I copied Leicester cos I dont know how to spell it, hence the funky blue text.
Fearthainn
Player Valuation: £30m
The best period in your club's history, and all you aspire to is to be as good as Everton.
In 20 years you'll be no more than a Welsh Barnsley (no offence to Stones if he's reading this like, don't want him handing in a transfer request).
ijjysmith
Calm
Hi mate. What do you make of Gomis' really really really gay celebration which ridicules football as a whole?
WarringtonBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Gf came in when he scored and I had to switch to pornography
Chang Elephant
Forum God
It's great to read the thoughts of a real footballing sheep legend @BrianSwan
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
@BrianSwan hi mate. Remember that time you said you were going to give us afoot balling lesson and we tonked you 3-0. I love you
Ireland winning, Pat's Van returning, what else is this week going to give?
Are you sure about that?
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