Roberto Martinez Shenanigans: All Reaction Here

[uknightbreed]

the moysiah is gone long live the king
the battle to be boss must begin

with bill on the case 24/7
vitor rides in like an adonis from heaven

martinez stands strong ,armed with dave whelans leg
jenny's in the kitchen cooking some eggs

portugal and spain they battle together
like two bronzed gladiators they slaughter each other

bill licks his lips watching the space
neil lennon appears and kills all with his face

he kisses the crest made by a blind man
but it triggered a bomb sent from a rangers fan

killing the ginger there was no shed tear
now all we have left is scot david wear

but with a fearsome cry of battle in comes alan stubbs
to battle the jock to be boss of the club

like david and goliath the old boys did rutt
but galiant stubbsy killed david by ripping off his nuts

he stands victorious , king of the blues
but over the hill came running mark hughes

single kick to his cranium stubbs is killed dead
mark hughes raises the everton scarf over his head

no fan will like it , hes a rotten old fella
but he ate jennys eggs , then died of salmonella

these brave men died and fought to the maximum
but in truth none were good enough , nil satis nisi optimum

 

[BoysInBlue]

A Haiku:

Martinez
Won more
Than Rodgers
Spanish

 

[Deloodid]

Im so glad negative Moyes has gone. fed up of one good half followed by a crap 2nd half. fed up of defending a 1 goal lead. (or if away a draw) fed up of him breaking boss slotters.

Welcome Roberto, cant wait to see you make our boss players play your style of togger and looking forward to your boss network of scouts to find us some more boss players.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I swear that in the 2011/12 home game I witnessed the moment when Martinez "got it."

The teams were out and in the minutes before kick off, when all of the centre circle shiz was taking place he was standing on the touchline, looking round the place, up in the stands, top balc, FAM enc. St. End Bullens, park end. He was soaking it up and it was getting him, he turned and in front of him was the toffee lady coming off the pitch, he smiled accepted a mint and gently patted her on the head.
BOOOOOM !!!

Wind fwd a few days and some certain reprobates roll up at the DW wearing t-shirts in support of ratboy, leaving an altogether different taste in his mouth, no doubt made all the more sour by their affable supporters.

Come the end of that season and that same club want him as their boss. They get a straight No, he cant even be bothered nipping down the pier to grab a bargepole to push them away with.

His allegiance regarding the city had been set, based on dignity, morals and tradition.

This is where it comes back to bite them folks, where their vile behaviour all comes back at them, everyone said it would and this is where it starts.
All because We turned his head whereas they turned his stomach.

Wigan reignited his playing career that's why his heart took him back there in the 1st place, it's a big thing for him to leave again and it was going to need to be something special to take him away again.

For that reason he deserves our full support.



If he comes obviously.

 

[griffla]

On top of everything it's fcuking great that Liverpool wanted him & he told them to do one.
Lets hope we don't fcuk this up like we always seem to do when trying to convince someone to join us

 

[Deloodid]

i might even give Bill the clap if we get him.

My 1st choice was Laudrup, and altho i like the sound of Pereira and Tuchel, id never heard of them,

So Roberto will do me!

 

[ToffeeDan]

I swear that in the 2011/12 home game I witnessed the moment when Martinez "got it."

The teams were out and in the minutes before kick off, when all of the centre circle shiz was taking place he was standing on the touchline, looking round the place, up in the stands, top balc, FAM enc. St. End Bullens, park end. He was soaking it up and it was getting him, he turned and in front of him was the toffee lady coming off the pitch, he smiled accepted a mint and gently patted her on the head.
BOOOOOM !!!

Wind fwd a few days and some certain reprobates roll up at the DW wearing t-shirts in support of ratboy, leaving an altogether different taste in his mouth, no doubt made all the more sour by their affable supporters.

Come the end of that season and that same club want him as their boss. They get a straight No, he cant even be bothered nipping down the pier to grab a bargepole to push them away with.

His allegiance regarding the city had been set, based on dignity, morals and tradition.

This is where it comes back to bite them folks, where their vile behaviour all comes back at them, everyone said it would and this is where it starts.
All because We turned his head whereas they turned his stomach.

Wigan reignited his playing career that's why his heart took him back there in the 1st place, it's a big thing for him to leave again and it was going to need to be something special to take him away again.

For that reason he deserves our full support.



If he comes obviously.

You've been reading too much RAWK Reidy - that's straight out of their textbook - like a peaen to "Der King" or "Our Luis".

 

[electricblue]

i might even give Bill the clap if we get him.

My 1st choice was Laudrup, and altho i like the sound of Pereira and Tuchel, id never heard of them,

So Roberto will do me!

Wow. In the john or his office ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You've been reading too much RAWK Reidy - that's straight out of their textbook - like a peaen to "Der King" or "Our Luis".

I don't go near the place. But you wrote a godamm sonnet ffs now that's #kopitebehaviour

Wasn't even good one either, hardly any of it rhymed and where was the "there was a young man from" line.
Numbers are your forte mate, redo it in binary or hexadecimal.
3/10

 

[tommye]

I swear that in the 2011/12 home game I witnessed the moment when Martinez "got it."

The teams were out and in the minutes before kick off, when all of the centre circle shiz was taking place he was standing on the touchline, looking round the place, up in the stands, top balc, FAM enc. St. End Bullens, park end. He was soaking it up and it was getting him, he turned and in front of him was the toffee lady coming off the pitch, he smiled accepted a mint and gently patted her on the head.
BOOOOOM !!!

Wind fwd a few days and some certain reprobates roll up at the DW wearing t-shirts in support of ratboy, leaving an altogether different taste in his mouth, no doubt made all the more sour by their affable supporters.

Come the end of that season and that same club want him as their boss. They get a straight No, he cant even be bothered nipping down the pier to grab a bargepole to push them away with.

His allegiance regarding the city had been set, based on dignity, morals and tradition.

This is where it comes back to bite them folks, where their vile behaviour all comes back at them, everyone said it would and this is where it starts.
All because We turned his head whereas they turned his stomach.

Wigan reignited his playing career that's why his heart took him back there in the 1st place, it's a big thing for him to leave again and it was going to need to be something special to take him away again.

For that reason he deserves our full support.



If he comes obviously.

cracking post Reidy.

 

[noharmdone]

I swear that in the 2011/12 home game I witnessed the moment when Martinez "got it."

The teams were out and in the minutes before kick off, when all of the centre circle shiz was taking place he was standing on the touchline, looking round the place, up in the stands, top balc, FAM enc. St. End Bullens, park end. He was soaking it up and it was getting him, he turned and in front of him was the toffee lady coming off the pitch, he smiled accepted a mint and gently patted her on the head.
BOOOOOM !!!

Wind fwd a few days and some certain reprobates roll up at the DW wearing t-shirts in support of ratboy, leaving an altogether different taste in his mouth, no doubt made all the more sour by their affable supporters.

Come the end of that season and that same club want him as their boss. They get a straight No, he cant even be bothered nipping down the pier to grab a bargepole to push them away with.

His allegiance regarding the city had been set, based on dignity, morals and tradition.

This is where it comes back to bite them folks, where their vile behaviour all comes back at them, everyone said it would and this is where it starts.
All because We turned his head whereas they turned his stomach.

Wigan reignited his playing career that's why his heart took him back there in the 1st place, it's a big thing for him to leave again and it was going to need to be something special to take him away again.

For that reason he deserves our full support.



If he comes obviously.

I'm having that all day long Reidy...

COYB.

 

[Mogsy_Efc]

Are we seriously going to pay Wigan £2 million?. You could get 1/3 of Mirallas for that.

Wouldn't you rather have approx 33 Seamus Coleman's?

 

[ToffeeDan]

I don't go near the place. But you wrote a godamm sonnet ffs now that's #kopitebehaviour

Wasn't even good one either, hardly any of it rhymed and where was the "there was a young man from" line.
Numbers are your forte mate, redo it in binary or hexadecimal.
3/10

Hey - it wasn't intended as an insult - nor was my poem intended to be taken as decent verse as I was taking the micky (at my own expense) as it happens - tongue in cheek stuff. If you want to apologise I'm here all day - otherwise "whatever" as they say, or lighten up.

 

[electricblue]

Let's not kid ourselves. I'd love to believe that he turned down the RS because they turned his stomach and that we were morally superior.........but no, it was because he would have had a Director of Football there whereas here he will have total control as Moyes did.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I swear that in the 2011/12 home game I witnessed the moment when Martinez "got it."

The teams were out and in the minutes before kick off, when all of the centre circle shiz was taking place he was standing on the touchline, looking round the place, up in the stands, top balc, FAM enc. St. End Bullens, park end. He was soaking it up and it was getting him, he turned and in front of him was the toffee lady coming off the pitch, he smiled accepted a mint and gently patted her on the head.
BOOOOOM !!!

This toffee lady wouldn't be familiar to ya, would she? Or is that, familia...