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Roberto Martinez Shenanigans: All Reaction Here

How do you feel about the Roberto Martinez hiring?

  • Great hire. He'll do better than Moyes.

    Votes: 65 18.4%

  • Good hire. There were better available.

    Votes: 116 32.9%

  • Meh

    Votes: 59 16.7%

  • Wasn't the worst. Wasn't the best.

    Votes: 96 27.2%

  • We're getting relegated.

    Votes: 17 4.8%
  • Total voters
    353
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Marco Materazzi said:
Yes but this isn't FIFA lad, it's reality. Kone is within our price range and won't want to play in the Championship. Wheras Everton will have too see of the likes of Chelsea to get Bony.
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Not sure the top 4 will be in for him. Reckon he's more yak than drogba.
 
Quite meh, this. Down the league we go (long term). But we'll play boss togger. Probably. If we sign McCarthy, he's dead to me from the word go like.

Let's hope we're still in for Vitor as well.
 
Marco Materazzi said:
Here is a poem written by myself.

Roberto guide Everton to the champions league

Now that I've brought you a box of small turtles,

i will always be standing before you with tongues

Arm yourself when the Frog God smiles.
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That's beautiful mate. Got anything else?
 

Bryan said:
CAN WE WRITE ROBERTO A POEM.
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An ode to Roberto

Roberto,Roberto,
we're sorry it's true,
you were never our first choice,
you don't even make two,
It's Vitor we're after,
it's him who we want,
so koff back to Whelan,
the smug tory cant.


tommye. :lol:
 
paulbefc said:
Quite meh, this. Down the league we go (long term). But we'll play boss togger. Probably. If we sign McCarthy, he's dead to me from the word go like.

Let's hope we're still in for Vitor as well.
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Why so negative on Martinez mate. I'm a fence sitter so just curious.
 

LCAB has just told me on Twitter that the job is his unless he knocks it back, i.e. it's down to him, not us.
 
Marco Materazzi said:
Here is a poem written by myself.

Roberto guide Everton to the champions league

Now that I've brought you a box of small turtles,

i will always be standing before you with tongues

Arm yourself when the Frog God smiles.
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That is soh! inspired by RAWK poetry

Roberto, the thin Spanish waiter
Made from Dave's spare leg and JJB sports gear at half price
Spent an unhappy time in Motherwell the daft bugger
But so did Jimmy Mac - he was a hero, we'll he was once (or twice)
But at least he's not Kenny Dogsh1te, another Scottish hero who came back for more
And we definitely don't want Kendall or Smith or Walker back - capiche Bill?
So get on the blower to Porto pronto and get Jenny to make some more eggs
Cos if you hire Stubbsy we'll send you his spare ball in the post
Just like Kopites send bullets to people they don't like
Only kidding about the last bit by the way Bill - can you get off the phone now
Instead of searching 24/7 for a new investor and a new manager and a new ground,
And listen to the fans - Thanks for the new badge eh Bill

Inspired by RAWK - frankly a load of crap.
 

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