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Romelu Lukaku

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The lad scores goals, simple as!
For us he has played 131 games and scored 64 goals. Thats a goal every 2.04 games

Alvaro Morata when at juventus 93 games 27 goals. Goal every 3.59 games
Harry Kane for spurs 131 games 65 goals. Goal every 2.01 games
Antoine Greizmann Atletico 109 games 59 goals. Goal every 1.84 games
Mauro Icardi at Inter 108 games 55 goals. Goal every 1.96 games


His record stands up with all these players of a similar age and he arguably gets worst service, maybe apart from icardi

Unlike some, I really think he offers more beyond goals. None of those players above have his physical presence, and I think people underestimate the importance of that. He didn't score against West Brom but when he came on he made the difference. Defenders must hate playing against him. I've seen him bully some absolute monsters, even on Monday second half he was pushing around Djilobodji, who's a man mountain himself. Not to mention he has pace to burn too, usually a forward is big and slow or slight and quick, but he has both in his locker.

The problem is he doesn't do utilise his power enough. I've also seen him outfought and outmuscled by weaker, smaller players. When he's at it though, he's utterly terrifying. Other than Griezmann, whose pace and dribbling is outstanding (far and away the best of the listed players), I don't see anything comparable from the others listed. Kane is a proper goalscorer, but for a tall lad he's not much of a presence. Icardi is a classic poacher, and Morata, well I don't see the fuss. Good talent but not nearly prolific enough.
 

Im almost with you, I really do dislike him currently, but he won us the game on Monday and yes, im fickle enough to ignore the 15 or so games before it, but the majority of those games were under a fraud pretending to be a top flight manager and the others with him struggling for fitness.

Lets give the fella a chance from now? His goal scoring record is actually peerless and despite his bouncy shins and big mouth, its the only thing hes in the team to do.


Is this about Lukaku? There's a disussion going on about giving Lukaku a chance. I'm probably taking the discussion out of context but I'm scratching my head in wonderment.
 
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Lukaku commits gross insubordination every international break, plays rubbish since March and gets praised in public by the manager.

If i was Barkley I'd be looking to start talking up a transfer...maybe he'll get some praise.
 
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He was showing his arse to every swinging-dick in Europe all summer, even had his dad pimping for him. No-one took him on and now lids want to settle down and have children. Nar, not having it. Score yer goals Rom and if you score enough you'll get your move.
 

Tubey has never liked Rom, let's be honest. He came around when he absolutely had to, whilst Rom was scoring every game. But it doesn't take long for him to revert back.

I think we just have to accept that something happened to him. Perhaps he was cuckolded by a bass-voiced black man of similar stature, and through no fault of Rom's, Tubes just can't get that out of his head.

He still thinks about how massive his schlong was too, it both haunts and arouses him.
 

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