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He'd web you everywhere like the squeally bish you are
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He'd web you everywhere like the squeally bish you are
Shipped
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Finished up just under 50%.
Not bad imo considering the speculative ball we were feeding him.
Did his best to positively influence the game without ever looking a goal scoring threat.
Don't get me wrong was far from vintage, just a much better effort than Chelsea, Swansea or Saints for me.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Although they have a point a truly top player would make his own chances by harrassing defenders and making a nuisance of themselves.
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
Played much better second half and tried to put in a shift. Much better effort than last couple weeks
He'd run away like every other time he's challenged the puff.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Knock it off with the homophobic comments or be ready to take some time out.
Jimmy Grimble
Player Valuation: £20m
Mods - homophobia against magic dragons who live by the sea.
Can't argue with that, he was improved on them games second half but still not good enough for the player he wants to become. Definitely two up top next game
Badge1878
Player Valuation: £8m
What do you do with Rom? He splits our support like no other....and I can't help that debate...because I get both sides of the argument. Let's do the positives....he's the greatest centre fireworks we've had in over twenty years. A genuine goal scorer who can frighten any defence, his goal record at his age in this league stands up to the closest of scrutiny. The game v Arsenal at home when he played wide was a masterclass, he was unplayable. Again this season at Maine Road, wherever you stand on our Number 10, there are few, if any who could have finished like our Rom.
But, where he does let himself down is his self importance and reckoning of how good is to the team. He points for the pass, half shows and then blames the team mate when it's bounced off him or he's beaten to it. He ain't great with his back to goal, far from brave when it's in the air and doesn't run that far to create space for others. Let's face it, with his Agent and his blessing, he's off and away from Walton as soon as possible. Do I want that? No chance, but let's face facts, his Everton is a stepping stone.
My Everton mean more than that to me. I'd love him to care about us as much as I do...but he's a professional (mercenary) player...and in his head we won't match his ambitions, realistic or not as those may be. So, despite his goals, ability and worldwide name, Big Rom is off to whoever picks up the bill.
But, where he does let himself down is his self importance and reckoning of how good is to the team. He points for the pass, half shows and then blames the team mate when it's bounced off him or he's beaten to it. He ain't great with his back to goal, far from brave when it's in the air and doesn't run that far to create space for others. Let's face it, with his Agent and his blessing, he's off and away from Walton as soon as possible. Do I want that? No chance, but let's face facts, his Everton is a stepping stone.
My Everton mean more than that to me. I'd love him to care about us as much as I do...but he's a professional (mercenary) player...and in his head we won't match his ambitions, realistic or not as those may be. So, despite his goals, ability and worldwide name, Big Rom is off to whoever picks up the bill.
he's 23 - he isn't that type of player.
He looked far better and got far more involved when we started playing it on the deck (the build up for Kev's chance was great) and then when Valencia came on.
This is how we must start. He has to work harder, but the rest (and Koeman) need to meet the lad half-way.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
I know he isn't that type of player. That's why he will never be one of the worlds truly top strikers.
Well, Gary Lineker never ran a lot either mate...
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