Romelu Lukaku

[sageyefc]

They always say the quiet ones are the most dangerous, steak full on went for the jugular

 

[The Esk]

@The Esk is responsible for Jihadis in the UK.

The truth is outed and I for one applaud the steak.

Suicide?

 

[chicoazul]

Suicide?

retreats*

 

[bluestevon]

PC brigade,what's wrong with saying blackistuta,lighten up,it's because of whoppers like you,that the Muslim extremists get away with hate preaching in this country,etc.
Be a man and just have laugh at black,white,yellow,Irish,Welsh jokes for faux sake,think for yourself

You must have been gutted when the marches got cancelled in liverpool mate, you'd have been in your element on them

 

[Connor]

PC brigade,what's wrong with saying blackistuta,lighten up,it's because of whoppers like you,that the Muslim extremists get away with hate preaching in this country,etc.
Be a man and just have laugh at black,white,yellow,Irish,Welsh jokes for faux sake,think for yourself

CHRIST.

He's boss Romelu though. Going right for Vardys streak thingy

 

[Prevenger17]

They always say the quiet ones are the most dangerous, steak full on went for the jugular

Nobody even knew who he was. He just sort of shuffled around quietly, making the odd innocuous comment here or there for the past few weeks. Next minute, he's charging straight at the Esk, fully armed, foaming at the mouth with racial hatred and questioning Western society's resolve in the face of ISIS.

Beautiful.

 

[Prevenger17]

Honestly might have been the greatest post I've ever seen on here. People need to re-evaluate their game.

 

[sageyefc]

Nobody even knew who he was. He just sort of shuffled around quietly, making the odd innocuous comment here or there for the past few weeks. Next minute, he's charging straight at the Esk, fully armed, foaming at the mouth with racial hatred and questioning Western society's resolve in the face of ISIS.

Beautiful.

I sense a brass might be getting murdered tonight

 

[Prevenger17]

I sense a brass might be getting murdered tonight

I sense she's already dead. Computer time is the treat he gives himself for a job well done.

 

[bluestevon]

I sense a brass might be getting murdered tonight

Just made me spit my tea all over the shop you utter nob lol

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Hahaha was on the car radio, couldn't reach in time lol

By that The Esk means he couldn't reach the back of his chauffeur's head in time to give him a clip for not muting the Murphy Blert.

It's a long way to reach in a Maybach.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@Tubey

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Haha - I get it off my mates every week. They just can't have that I don't think he's Blackistuta.

Whoa

 

[Darkhorse]

Lukaku could score a goal a game every game but if we aren't winning then its not working? to hell with records and stints - we can't even win. Good sides are offensively unpredictable, and we are very predictable, which is mind boggling seeing as though we field 4 downhill skiers. Therein lies our problem. 4 attackers + yet only 1 scorer = equals problems, equals no clean sheets, equals conceding when failing to capitalize

 

[TheBigIguana]

Lukaku could score a goal a game every game but if we aren't winning then its not working? to hell with records and stints - we can't even win. Good sides are offensively unpredictable, and we are very predictable, which is mind boggling seeing as though we field 4 downhill skiers. Therein lies our problem. 4 attackers + yet only 1 scorer = equals problems, equals no clean sheets, equals conceding when failing to capitalize

Lukaku scoring goals leads to Everton not keeping clean sheets and conceding? Is that what you're saying?