lol What does that even mean? If him and his fellow savant Barkley had an ounce of savvy between them, Everton would have scored three or four at Old Trafford.
He's a ruthless finisher who has had the season of his life. Personally I think that he's going to be overlooked by the big clubs again this summer, but then stranger things have happened.
He's someone who can spot space on the shoulder of the last man and bully his way on to it. His acceleration is frightening too. He often literally forces a back line to defend deep against him, because you can't mark him tight with a high line as he often just effortlessly brushes defenders off and is away.
His problem is that he is one-track minded. If he's through, he's shooting. But a lot of those chances at Old Trafford wouldn't have been there to waste if he hadn't made them.
Like you, I expect no club to come up with the money needed for him, as he isn't value for it. But he does have very obvious merits to his game - he's the perfect striker for a club who counter-attacks; I don't see how that can be disputed.