Romelu Lukaku

[MikeH72]

Sorry mate I've had to text your mum and tell her you've sussed the wifi code again.

Get your finger out of your gerbils anus you disgusting piece of dirt.

Hey mate, really enjoy views from opposition fans, great to have you on board.

Be nice if you spontaneously combusted you stain on society.

Hahahahaha oh my god

 

[Donald Twain]

kinell has @Bungle got diplomatic immunity ??? I only have to fart and there's murder! Anyway he's gone Rom.

 

[hktoffee]

No one was ever going to pay 100M though. IF both parties agree to the deal, i think he will compromise at about 80 plus bonuses if he pushes for the transfer

Everton have no obligation to suit his agenda. He is under contract for another 2 years.

 

[BlueLlama]

Keep going bro, i'm writing down everything

Por que cara? Que acha vai aprender?

 

[Bungle]

kinell has @Bungle got diplomatic immunity ??? I only have to fart and there's murder! Anyway he's gone Rom.

Pipe down you utter mutant

 

[lucashmoura9]

Por que cara? Que acha vai aprender?

Haha, you almost got it bro, the correct sentence would be: "Porque cara? O que você acha que vai aprender?"
Well i need to blend in somehow when i go to England mate!

 

[ianefc]

Possible, yes. What do you think will happen?

I think he'll stay and go next Summer. But I wouldn't rule out the new contract, because if Chelsea go after another striker and Lukaku stays he'd have to be one stubborn person to stick on 70k p/w when he can have £150k p/w. Also, I doubt his ego would allow him to be the 6th or 7th highest plaid player at the club, which is where 70k p/w would leave him.

 

[Donald Twain]

Pipe down you utter mutant

you ok son? Lovely day and Everton are on the march ! Cheers dude!

 

[roydo]

Haha, you almost got it bro, the correct sentence would be: "Porque cara? O que você acha que vai aprender?"
Well i need to blend in somehow when i go to England mate!

Believe me, you will blend in perfectly at Stamford Bridge these days.

 

[bluesb1970]

kinell has @Bungle got diplomatic immunity ??? I only have to fart and there's murder! Anyway he's gone Rom.

Mods! He said fart, he said fart!!!

 

[maccavennie]

I think he'll stay and go next Summer. But I wouldn't rule out the new contract, because if Chelsea go after another striker and Lukaku stays he'd have to be one stubborn person to stick on 70k p/w when he can have £150k p/w. Also, I doubt his ego would allow him to be the 6th or 7th highest plaid player at the club, which is where 70k p/w would leave him.

I'd withdraw the contract offer mate and make him sit on the 70k for another year, flog him for 50m which I think will be a realistic fee even with a year remaining.

 

[Goat]

Snakes in the snake thread.

Snakeception.

 

[Bungle]

you ok son? Lovely day and Everton are on the march ! Cheers dude!

You and @lucashmoura9 fancy getting together so I can obliterate the pair of you in one go?

 

[Donald Twain]

You and @lucashmoura9 fancy getting together so I can obliterate the pair of you in one go?

 

[BlueLlama]

Haha, you almost got it bro, the correct sentence would be: "Porque cara? O que você acha que vai aprender?"
Well i need to blend in somehow when i go to England mate!

There's absolutely no way you are Brazilian