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It's now been over 2 seasons into his Everton career and I STILL can't work out if he's gash or brilliant. The man is a myth.
It's now been over 2 seasons into his Everton career and I STILL can't work out if he's gash or brilliant. The man is a myth.
Almost like he's inconsistent. Madness for someone who's 22, like!
Do Cup goals count?
Cause apparently his European goals from last year are not important
Strangely, he's quite consistent. He consistently has no first touch, but he also consistently slots.
He's consistently boss and consistently gash at the same time.
If he played for us, he'd be in gym this morning kicking a tennis ball against the wall left foot right foot, his ball control was abysmal last night .
If he played for us, he'd be in gym this morning kicking a tennis ball against the wall left foot right foot, his ball control was abysmal last night .
Steady on, lad.
As right as you are, he still scored 2 and forced an own goal. You're on an Everton forum, so if you don't pander to our egos and disproportionate opinions of our players then you better scurry back to Barnsley until you've got another player we can have.